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Limericks for the Lunatics

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Poet deVine
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0 posted 09-13-99 08:59 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Poet deVine

There once was a rag named Toe
who had no place to go
til he found us at Passion
and we brought to fashion
now we can’t get the darn Toe to go!

There once was a ballad named ‘Deer
whose writing was usually clear
til he ventured one day
into the Toerag fray
now over his shoulder he must constantly peer

There once was a passionate jewel
who’s poets were writing fuel
the facets were clear
Toerag and Balladeer
but it’s not clear which one is the fool

These limericks are really lame
and you have played a good game
to read and write more
in a poetic war
may you both have fortune and fame.


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1 posted 09-13-99 09:03 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

PDV: Shouldn't that be 'faucets'?...ooops but perhaps my English humour needs flushing out..*g*

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2 posted 09-13-99 09:10 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

LOL....facets to the jewel is what I was going for here....... I'm so confused!
JennyLee
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3 posted 09-13-99 09:14 PM       View Profile for JennyLee   Email JennyLee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JennyLee

You may be "confused" but you write well
my dear!!! lol....
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4 posted 09-13-99 09:14 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Sorry PDV...Must have read fool as something different...must be time for bed...*g*

HUGS

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You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.



[This message has been edited by RainbowGirl (edited 09-13-99).]
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5 posted 09-13-99 09:28 PM       View Profile for DreamEvil   Email DreamEvil   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit DreamEvil's Home Page   View IP for DreamEvil

LOL

I've just begun to follow this feud with interest. Hilarious it is.

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6 posted 09-13-99 09:47 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Yes, there is a fool. That is clear
And it's not our sweet, kind Balladeer
It must be that Toerag
Who dresses in drag
And hums "Save the Queen" through his rear.
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7 posted 09-14-99 12:50 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Be careful 'deer! There are several here who would take offense at the God Save the Queen remark...they may bring ammunition to the War of the Words!
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8 posted 09-14-99 09:19 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I think neither one is the fool
They both use the pen as a tool
To give us their smiles
Though I fear all the while
'Deer's attention is captured by wool!!

Great job, PDV!!!
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9 posted 09-16-99 01:57 AM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

The more of these poems of Toe and Deer I find...the more I want to read!!!

They are soooo funny!!
Makes you 2 look like a couple of clowns!!


This was good...very enjoyable read!!!
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