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Watch Out Sailor Man!!!

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Lucie
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since 06-20-99
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0 posted 09-13-99 04:57 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lucie

Oh Long John you have sure messed up
by pinning targets to my butt.
Cause I will get you, you will see
you shouldn’t oughta mess with me.

I may not be a beauty fair
with big blue eyes and golden hair.
But I have other attributes
that help to make me more then cute.

My silly humor and quick wit
will make you wish that you had quit.
For when this gal is through with you
you’ll join the long forgotten few.

Who tried to hit my funny bone
you best step back, leave me alone!
Call this fair warning sailor man,
I’ll get you back.. you know I can!
© Copyright 1999 Lucille Dobbins - All Rights Reserved
LngJhnAg
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1 posted 09-13-99 05:04 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Dear Lucie, you've made a mistake,
I would never ever berate,
A silky gal with razor wit,
You must have mistaken your target.

You know I'm just a mere man,
Who would never raise a pen
To thwart you in your lofty goals,
Or silence you in your prose.

I know I've seen you oft of late,
In the produce section of the Safeway,
Pondering fruits while feeling your sweater,
As if wondering which was better.

Stick with me and you'll come out on top,
Or suffer when you beg me to stop.
I'm merciful to friend and foe,
But friends last longer where I go.

lol

Hi ya, Lucie - have you decided yet??? heh heh heh
WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
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2 posted 09-13-99 05:10 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL...it starts!! Here we go! Go get em' Lucie!!!!!
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3 posted 09-13-99 05:48 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

LOL! Tell'em Lucie! Ha ha-you don't take this too seriously do ya, John?

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*Elizabeth*

"Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low,
But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..."

BrightLight
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4 posted 09-13-99 06:21 PM       View Profile for BrightLight   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for BrightLight

You guys are hillarious.
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
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5 posted 09-13-99 06:28 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Go Getem' Lucie!
Balladeer
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6 posted 09-13-99 07:31 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Lucie, he saw you in the produce section? You been seeing Toe behind my back? Boy, read between LongJohn's lines. He is heaping insult after insult at you, one of the sweetest people here. Your kindness and generosity and good will towards everyone is without question. Now get in there and rip his heart out!
Justbleu
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since 08-31-99
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Oregon, Originally From Alaska


7 posted 09-16-99 02:03 AM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

I'm laughing so hard it hurts...oh my!!!


Too funny!!!!!!

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"Is she living in a dream, Is she playing make-believe???"
Justbleu



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