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Balladeer's new ally, Lucie

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LngJhnAg
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She was the damsel of his watery eyes,
Thick of chest, even thicker of thighs.
She wore her favorite dress each day,
Turned inside out to hide old stains.

Her bra had long since lost one cup,
So now her breasts are "Down" and "Up"
Instead of being Ms. Left and Right
(With decolletage it makes a sight!)

Her hairy legs when rubbed together,
Tell the temperature and the weather.
Her left knee thinks its all alone,
Because her right knee it's never known.

She is the wench of Houston town,
She loves Balladeer when he's around.
She is the apple of his devilish eye,
And a Toerag dream of the Produce aisle.

Lest you think that I don't admire,
This brazen woman of wit and fire,
Then think again. I think she's grand,
So in friendship I offer her my hand.
© Copyright 1999 Michael Waterman - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 09-13-99 03:15 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

You'd better be on a fast steed and just wave with that hand as you pass by! LOL. Great job, sailor!!
Andrew Scott
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2 posted 09-13-99 03:17 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Beware LongJohn... nothing like a woman's wrath and I think you done rattled that cage much to fiercely. All the same, that was fun to read. Thanks.
LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


3 posted 09-13-99 03:23 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Just relax everybody - I happen to know that anybody named Lucie is too sweet to know anger. After all, I've been a chauvinist all my life, so I know women like the back of their hand... heh heh heh

What's that?!!! Xena, Warrior Princess is really Luci Lawless??? OMG - where's that darn Delete button?!!!!

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


4 posted 09-13-99 03:27 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Your ass is grass......LOL
WhtDove
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Uh-Oh!! You're in trouble now!!! LOL...
LngJhnAg
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6 posted 09-13-99 04:20 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Thank you all for your concern,
But poet Lucie will never burn
Long John with his silver tongue
Besides, she won't kill me. I'm way too young!
 
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