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Toerag's Religious Experience

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LngJhnAg
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When Toerag dropped by two weeks ago,
His left eye was black and blue.
I know Toe to be a peaceful man,
So I asked, "What happened to you?"

"I was quietly attending church,"
My pious friend Toe reviewed,
"When we stood up to sing a hymn,
I saw a woman in the next pew."

"The back of her skirt had wedged itself
Into an uncomfortable place.
And so I pulled it out for her,
And that's when she slapped my face!"

This week Toe came by my office again,
And now both of his eyes were black.
I said, "Oh no! You didn't again?"
And Toe retorted back.

"I'm not a fool, I learn fast," he said.
"I don't make the same error twice."
And so I asked him innocently,
"What happened to your right eye?"

"Again, we arose to sing hymns in church,
And I didn't want my other eye black.
So when her skirt wasn't where she wanted,
I reached out quickly and put it back!"
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1 posted 09-09-99 03:42 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

And they said chivalry was dead! LOL
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2 posted 09-09-99 03:55 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Boy, I bet ole Toe sat in his own pew from then on!
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LOL...his own pew? I wonder if he went back at all after that! Good one! You guys just really crack me up!!
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What a SCREAM!

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Wowee, what can I say, except uuhhh....dont' go there ??? he he he That's kind of a sacred place - no I'm not talking about church either !! CRACK

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7 posted 09-09-99 10:11 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

HA HA HA HA!!! Hilarious!!! Or as the Chaplain on M*A*S*H would say "Jocularity jocularity!!!"

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ROFLOL...You guys crack me up...Thanks for the read..
 
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