Some drinks are honest and blunt. Some are unscrupulous cheaters. For the second category, I hereby nominate Margaritas. They sound like sweet Latin virgins. They look like chilled lemon punch. Drink one, you're very expansive. Drink two, your brain's out to lunch. And when your judgment's in limbo, You may do something absurd Like eat twenty-three pounds of nachos And order a grande for your third.