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Terrible, But I had to!

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Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


0 posted 09-06-99 04:55 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Christopher

Howsit that I ent up hear?
On pages with a man namt dear?

Or set nex to the teechur Nan.
Kunsidurd part a grate big klan.
Even tho I no poet man.

Devine she tells, I welkum to.
Or mabee was Severn, got no cloo.
Never no wat that DE will do.
Proll'y jus kuz hes feelin bloo.

Havint herd from Femme Fatale.
Or where she's went, gess time will tell.

Now this tho, I prowd to say.
I lern so much from here eech day.
Cuz herez the place I want to stay.
Sure beets throwin bales o' hay!
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Nan
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1 posted 09-06-99 08:05 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Geesh - Christopher - Are you sure you didn't have wayoutwalt write this for you??
Are you twin brothers or something??
I LOVE all this SilliNess.....
caroline
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2 posted 09-06-99 08:51 AM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

ROTFL!!! Hey Christopher...save yourself!!
www.spelchekrsanonimus.com

LOL! (just kidding!)

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The only man worth your tears will never make you cry...
Christopher
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3 posted 09-06-99 05:27 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Thank you Nan, for not choking me to death!
And Caroline...you spelled anonymous wrong! geesh, you people and your poor grammar! J/K of course!
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4 posted 09-06-99 06:45 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Christopher! You spelled eech wrong. There's only one e.

grate job!
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5 posted 09-06-99 07:49 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Wel I B! Dat b somtin' dang gud Kris. Hey! wat b rong wit hay anyway? Yall's gitin uppity n dis werld?
poetFemmeFatale
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6 posted 09-07-99 03:08 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Hay thar - Chris! Femme is here, jus went on a lil' a 'cation fer dat thar hollyday! Had a hootin' gawd awfulist time thar ever wuz!

Okay, sorry can't do too much more of that! I'm really struggling to mispell! OUCH Makes my head hurt, having to think too hard! I may be from Arkansas, (originally) however, I am one of those "lern-ed" kinds! (meaning educated!) LOL

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I beckon you to come...I lure you with my tongue... - poet FemmeFatale


Christopher
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7 posted 09-07-99 04:15 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Soree bout thet bald-dear, i try do beter nex thyme!

Nutin wrung wit hay, cept it itchis sumptin aful androo!


Femme! Mi hart ken rezt eze nowe thet choor bek! Bi thee wa, dood choo reed thee furst leattr uv eech (oopz) ech lin?
Lucie
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8 posted 09-07-99 09:11 AM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

Christopher!! Its too early for me to laugh like this.. like your hidden message...hahah
WhtDove
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9 posted 09-07-99 10:17 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL...good one! Thanks for the laugh Christopher! Sorry, but I'm not too good at spellun things wrong either! I enjoyed this!
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10 posted 09-07-99 06:57 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Blime flicknhecaroozies! Was dat ursyin? Yous got no edukashun, yous aint! Mos entataning, tha ther pece a worc!!
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11 posted 09-07-99 07:55 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Speling erorrs dirve me crazey! I just HAD to sya tht.

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*Elizabeth*

"Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low,
But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..."

Christopher
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12 posted 09-09-99 12:51 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Really though, this is my timid way to point out that we all, (yes, including me) make those occasional errors. Maybe we should all spend just a little more time on checking our posts, because I know for me at least, that when I see an error, it detracts from the work because I have to stumble over it..

PS, this had nothing to do with your poem Rainbow, I wrote it before I read it. If you crazy brits would just learn how to spell correctly.... J/K!
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Thanks for the *giggle*

you shoor you have a shpell-czeck on yoor computuer??
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14 posted 09-09-99 01:22 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I'm cross-eyed from trying to read this! I didn't want to be the first to reply, so I waited....I knew the responses would be hysterical...and I was right!

Cute, Christopher! Very cute!
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15 posted 09-10-99 10:35 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Yes, we all have had a few typos here and there-at least I haven't seen the really sickening ones (D-O-N-E-T for doughnut-don't ask!).

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*Elizabeth*

"Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low,
But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..."

Craig
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16 posted 09-11-99 04:15 AM       View Profile for Craig   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Craig

I'm hooked too!

well written

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Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool:
But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet.

RainbowGirl
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17 posted 09-11-99 05:05 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Christopher: I don't believe a word of it..*g*

Hugs

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You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.

Justbleu
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18 posted 09-15-99 03:57 AM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

That's funny!!! LOL!!

*This one's going back up* Way up to the top!!


Justbleu

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19 posted 09-15-99 05:19 AM       View Profile for ~one voice~   Email ~one voice~   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ~one voice~

Christopher, I'm ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I love your hidden message!!! lol My kids use that... lol

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~onevoice~

"Odi et amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris. Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior."


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