When my tears turn to wine,
and I can fly like superman.
When I am as strong as samson.
or I become the devils fan.
When I can turn back the time,
and laugh in the face of fear.
That's when I'll stop loving you,
when the rain turns into beer.
When frogs sprout wings, and birds can't fly
and a grizzly bear becomes my pet.
When grass won't grow, and bugs don't bite.
and in a poker game you don't bet.
When the day comes and you say to me,
"You know I love you too"!
That's when I'll stop caring,
I'll know your words aren't true.
But until, thoes times come,
let me make just one thing clear.
Someday my love will die,
that's when I'll die too, my dear.