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worst song/poem I have ever heard

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Lorelei54
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0 posted 09-01-99 09:12 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lorelei54

I have to post this little ditty
It is the worst song I have ever heard
So forgive me if you wrote it
But, I doubt anyone would claim it!

"Lipstick, powder and paint
Lipstick, powder and paint
Is she is or is she ain't
Lipstick, powder and paint"

I work at a Bath and Body Works and we get prerecorded music to play...and this is one of the songs on our current tape...Just had to share it with you all and tell you what I read here is 100% better than what is on this tape!!!
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Alwye
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1 posted 09-01-99 09:43 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL....::cringes:: horrible english here..."ain't"..ugh..ick. Yeah, I must say, everything here is a 110% better than that!

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*Krista Knutson*

Mockery is a form of ignorance; silence, a form of wisdom. -- Daniel L. Miller

Ain' Miss Behavin'
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2 posted 09-01-99 11:14 PM       View Profile for Ain' Miss Behavin'   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ain' Miss Behavin'

Body and Bath Works you say???
I have some choice words for them.....
"Lipstick Powder and Paint
Miss Behavin' she Ain'"......
Balladeer
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3 posted 09-01-99 11:36 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

GREAT SCOTT!!!



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PhaerieChild
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4 posted 09-02-99 12:02 AM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

That's got to be one of the worst songs ever recorded. EEEEWWWWW!

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miriam
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5 posted 09-07-99 01:59 AM       View Profile for miriam   Email miriam   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for miriam

answer me something...who are we to judge?
Toerag
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6 posted 09-07-99 07:47 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

In the famous words of Ms. Dolly Parton: It'expensive to look this cheap!
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7 posted 09-07-99 10:55 AM       View Profile for bantu   Email bantu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bantu

It is bad but I feel that Purple Rain is much
worse.

Purple Rain
Purple Rain
Purple Rain

Good Grief, could they not think of words?

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Angel Rand
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8 posted 09-07-99 11:29 AM       View Profile for Angel Rand   Email Angel Rand   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Angel Rand

Lorelei,
LOL even if you had sung that on that rock, I doubt that men would have been so enchanted as to steer their ships onto the rocks and drown. LOL
Do you by the way know the old tale about Lorelei?

LOL Balladeer!!! Love the face!!!


I do not know what it means that
I am so sadly inclined,
There is an old tale and its scenes that
Will not depart from my mind.

The air is cool and darkling,
And peaceful flows the Rhine,
The mountain top is sparkling,
The setting sunbeams shine.

The fairest maid is reclining
In wondrous beauty there,
Her golden jewels are shining,
She combs her golden hair.

With a golden comb she is combing,
And sings a song so free,
It casts a spell on the gloaming,
A magical melody.

The boatman listens, and o'er him
Wild-aching passions roll;
He sees but the maiden before him,
He sees not reef or shoal.

I think at last the waves swalls
The boat and the boatman's cry;
And this is the fate that follows
The song of the Lorelei.
Heinrich Heine

Must say it loses somewhat of its beauty in the translation.
Angel
 
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