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Boris Elton Humphrey

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Boris Elton Humphrey

by me Radrook

Boris Elton Humphrey is a likable fellow. Doesn't delve into other people's business. In fact, he's considered a hermit of sorts.  Never married though he's viewed as handsome. Of course  he's now in his late seventies, bald, wrinkled like a prune and his elbows are thrust back grasshopper like.

But hey! His personality makes up for that.  After all, he is quite willing to share his material possessions with any woman who might accept him. Of course his possessions don't amount to much more than a decrepit cot and some second-hand clothing and books, but that should be no problem for a gal who loves sincerity over material things.

And Boris is certainly sincere. He will tell the gal right off that he has false teeth and a halitosis to go with them that might make a skunk envious. So no surprises there. He also will readily reveal that he is double-groin herniated and unable to carry heavy groceries lest he wind up in ER with an entangled intestine. But hey! Any gal with a sturdy back will not mind at all. In fact, it might appeal to her as yet unexpressed maternal instincts.

Boris is also very forthright about how he feels. True, part of it is due to his Touretts tendency to shout out obscenities at full blast. But if one listens carefully one will note that he whispers profound truths between each obscenity which makes putting up with it very worthwhile for the woman who is seeking a philosophically-inclined gent.

His posture isn't the ideal of course and some might consider him hunchbacked. But when viewed from certain angles and if the light is just right Why, he seems almost handsome. Especially if the gal has eyesight problems. Then that shouldn't be a problem at all.


In short, Boris is the ideal man for the right woman. Any takers?


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quote:
"In short, Boris is the ideal man for the right woman".

He certainly is!

But Hey!
       ...Ain't we all?

Exellente! Lotsa laughs!


88's friend

She told me "play one for your supper Danny and maybe you'll get breakfast".

 
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