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A Walk With Wally

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Bluesy Socrateaser
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In The Mirror


0 posted 01-15-2014 03:59 PM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

To gain an appreciation for my story requires little more than a few moments of your precious time friend.

What's that?

You have more time than money?

I can change all that in a whiff and a whisker.
Speaking of whiskers, why not pour me a double and I'll tell you about it.

Well, it all started innocently enough this morning as I was taking Wally out for his daily dump. Wallys' my Labrador and believe it friend, when Wally pinches a loaf it don't go unnoticed.

Know what I mean?

Well, so I'm out walking on the boulevard see, and along comes this high-bred, uptown, fancy kind of dame with one of those Peekandsneeze kinda mutts tethered with a leash that could have been hocked to pay off a mortgage!

Know what I mean?

Diamond studded!

And as I'm sitting here with you friend, there was a collar what looked like cultured pearls around the neck of that mutt. Wally caught me while I was checking out the dish, and made a leap for the Peeker that might have cleared more luggage that O.J ever did!

Well the dame starts screaming and hollerin’ at the top of her lungs in such a fashion that Beverly Sills would have been envious of and me trying to get Wally off Zsa Zsa made quite a sight out there on the boulevard! I stumbled from the walkway to the grass wrestling with Wally who by now was all revved up and slobbering like Kid Rock in Pam Anderson's cleavage! The dame was still shattering crystal when she lost her grip on the Sak's Fifth Avenue leash and fell into the grass next to where I was taking a beating from Wally's wildly whipping tail! My grip on Wally was slipping the more he would sweat, and friend, when Wally was finally free, he raced after that squealing little babe of a mutt like Justin Bieber playing flag football with Selena Gomez!

It was then that one of the city's finest rode up on horseback to see me laying in the grass all covered in Wally's sweat with this screaming uptowner  flailing like a skydiver whose chute wouldn’t open! Next thing I knew I'd been carted off to the local pokey!

Well it took a little explaining but they let me go after I paid several fines for everything from no loaf-pinching mutts on the boulevard to aggravated assault of a Peeker! The dame wanted me to cover the cost of cleaning her grass-stained dress and replace the stones in the leash that slipped away with that pug-looking Peekandsneeze!

By the way friend, do you happen to know what the gestation period of a Peekandsneeze is?

How about another whisker?

...just bein' Bluesy

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OwlSA
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1 posted 01-15-2014 04:27 PM       View Profile for OwlSA   Email OwlSA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for OwlSA

Giggles at the PeekAndSneeze!  Loved it!  Please give Wally (and Zsa Zsa if you have contact with her) a big hug from me and any little Labraneses he may have sired!

One tiny little thing - dogs don't sweat - except via their tongue.  

Owl
Bluesy Socrateaser
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2 posted 01-15-2014 05:00 PM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

Thanks so much for reading! Yes, I have been known to take 'literary license' with fictional characters in the past, but few of those efforts ever made it past the censors.

I admire your talents and kind responses.

Regards from Bluesy  

...just bein' Bluesy

OwlSA
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3 posted 01-16-2014 04:12 AM       View Profile for OwlSA   Email OwlSA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for OwlSA

Thank you!

Owl
DaysofView
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Just A Slice Of The Pie


4 posted 04-01-2014 11:51 PM       View Profile for DaysofView   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for DaysofView

I'm the Owl person on the Peekandsneeze! That's a giggler!

To call oneself a poet is a vain remark indeed. After you're dead, let others eulogize you as such if they feel you are worthy.

JamesMichael
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5 posted 10-30-2015 09:53 PM       View Profile for JamesMichael   Email JamesMichael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JamesMichael

My mother used to have two of those peekasneezes...james
Mr Martini
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Beneath The Line


6 posted 11-22-2015 10:17 PM       View Profile for Mr Martini   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mr Martini

I'll take the whisker, you keep the peekinsneeze.

Here's to you and here's to me and should we ever disagree, here's to me!
Ari Squire
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In The Phallus Lane


7 posted 04-14-2016 08:55 PM       View Profile for Ari Squire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ari Squire

Lot's of fun and grass stains in this one.

More feelings and fewer words please

Bluesy Socrateaser
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8 posted 06-01-2017 04:35 PM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

Thank you all! Wally's doin' fine!

...just bein' Bluesy

miscellanea
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9 posted 06-14-2017 02:04 AM       View Profile for miscellanea   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for miscellanea

Absolutely lovin' your your wittiness in this one. Very cute, Bluesy!

        ~misC
Bluesy Socrateaser
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10 posted 06-14-2017 06:44 PM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

You're a gem "M"!

Many thanks for your reply!


BTS

...just bein' Bluesy

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