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Desperate strokes for desperate folks started when McCain discovered what a pig in a poke dipstick in lipstick he’d chosen as a running mate. Poor John must have thought no one would notice her qualifications went from the ground up and stopped at the neck of his barbie doll bobble head. In what way charlie didn’t have a clue about much of anything - foreign policy, economics, national security, or even the names of journals and periodicals she could pretend she read. Didn’t take long until the McCain campaign put their dope on a rope and hid her away from inquiring minds, journalists and even third graders who could stump the strumpet, boggle the bobble head with tough questions like what does a Vice President do.

So they locked her up in a hannibal mask, tried a course of retail therapy and bought her a slew of vitton bags and more shoes than condi ever had. But pearls before swine still end up in trash bags. The only way to cut their losses was let her lector lips do what they did best, spew her wrath at anyone who dared displease the snow queen After the first cheer went up over palling around with terrorists, she hit her stride with vitriol and lies, cranked up the hatred until the crowd shouted out terrorist kill him after her Obama rant.

Now the quitter’s back as the teabagger queen, adding apocalyptic code to her reload rants. Palin and Bachmann, just what we need, two horsey woman playing the armageddon game with the nuk-u-lar football.
  
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Haha, funny and very much enjoyed.  Of course the subject matter is a bit more scary.  

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Thanks, fractal. Yep very scary, so scary that even Mr. Centerfold himself won't be seen with them. From the Boston Herald - "Scott Brown snubs Sarah Palin, bags Tea Party rally". Oooooo for sure the BatBeep Duo are gonna put a hex on him!
 
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