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And Now for some Comic Relief: Get Teenage Girls Off the Road!
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majnu
since 2002-10-13
Posts 1088SF Bay Area |
Get Teenage Girls Off the Road One day while driving south on particularly straight and boring patch I680 in California I noticed a blue Volkswagen Beatle that said Princess on the license plate holder. Now at the time I was nineteen years old and being a virile male teenager, I said to myself, "Well lets have a look  ." So I proceeded to do just that. As I passed the car on its left (I was illegally in the carpool lane), I matched her speed so as to shoot a glance over.What I saw was a cute teenage girl doing her makeup. Now this may not seem to be a problem but as you shall soon see it was. This princess had her compact out and was applying whatever that stuff in there is, to her face. She was holding the compact in one hand, the applicator in the other and was engrossed in perfecting the paintjob. My conclusion is that her wheels were aligned very well. This my friends is not however an isolated incident. While in high school I noticed girls doing makeup while driving quite often. This was very disturbing because they did not care nearly as much for their cars as I did for mine. This also meant that they were less careful on the road. My conclusion is that teenage girls should not be allowed to drive. Many people may claim that this is unfair, discriminatory, etc. Poppycock. To change the licensing age for females to thirty-one would actually solve many problems. First of all it would eliminate the majority of the do your make-up, pet your dog, talk on your cell phone, brush your hair, etc. while driving group. Secondly, it would remove one of the major distractions plaguing our roads today. Teenage girls are a major accident risk. One might say that they actually need to be allowed only in cars with tinted windows. I mean come on, how many times have you (I address this to my fellow males) slowed down to check out some cutie in the car next to you. Or changed lanes hoping to get a better view. This my friends is a serious problem; the reason being that instead of checking your mirror when you change lanes, you are checking out some girl’s chest. Now while there is nothing intrinsically wrong with scoping out the babes, it definitely is a safety risk at eighty miles per hour. The answer, again, is to get them off the road, into tinted cars, and off the sidewalk. Yes the sidewalk too. Think about how many time you have had to floor the brakes because you were paying too much attention to the girl in short shorts on the sidewalk and forgot about the red light ahead. These distractions need to be removed or else nobody will be safe on the roads. // flameguard disclaimer: its just a joke, don't take it too seriously, and don't tell any of my female friends!  [This message has been edited by majnu (11-11-2002 02:44 PM).] |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
LOL... Guys are fine to drive though. Can't see their butts if they're sitting on 'em.  heh.Wait a minute... I don't like guys... What am I saying?! *shudder* I'm having a weird day. Anyway, I liked it very much. Quite funny. Kielo According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellw is, but I know where to find him. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Seems to me it wasn't her driving in the carpool lane checking YOU out! LOL...very cute.  |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
Girls aren't the only ones who do their makeup while driving..... "Sticks and stones will break my bones, |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Cute! But I think you make more of a case for keeping GUYS out of cars than girls!  |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
Don't tell any of your female friends indeed. They didn't have to, I found it on my own, and well  and  That's all I have to say.  |
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Crysania Member
since 2002-09-21
Posts 67Lost in a dream. (Please don't wake!) |
Thank you kindly for the laugh! Do what you want and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind and those who mind don't matter. (Unknown) |
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ESP Member Elite
since 2000-01-25
Posts 2556Floating gently on a cloud.... |
LMAO!!!!!!!!! U'd be good at debating I reckon, being able to argue so convincingly and all, a relatively zany motion! Thanx for a fun read!! Luv, Liz xx |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
*smirks* I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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majnu
since 2002-10-13
Posts 1088SF Bay Area |
kielo, i won't ask. sunshine, nope she was too self absorbed. wind, fine, girls and party clowns! poetdevine, am I? rose, i probably would have e-mailed it over to you if you hadn't found it. crysania, you are welcome, its good for your health you know. esp, ty, i have done a bit of forensics skyfire, are you smirking out of mirth, out of spite, or because you know its true -majnu |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
lol both I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
This cracked me up, however, you need to take into consideration the portion of the femal population that does not war make-up, implying that this percent of the population would not be putting on make-up while operating an automobile. what the hell am I arguing about? I can't even drive. "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO at this one. Thank God my daughter wants a horse, not wheels. Not yet, anyway. Even better? she doesn't wear makeup! But I might have to worry about cell phones some day, or a laptop PC. You are a funny guy! But you really need to keep your eyes on the road instead of the bumps on the road. |
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