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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
It’s not so bad being held prisoner. Well, except for the constant N’Sync music blaring at me. And the Cool Ranch Doritoes and the Mountain Dew. I told my captors that I don’t like flavored chips of any kind and that I prefer Diet Coke. Their laughter was quite maniacal! I am writing this journal on the wall of my cell, a padded room about 10 feet by 10 feet. (I think it was used as a holding cell for Moderator applicants!) There are other messages scrawled on the wall – here is one of them: With all my heart, I just want to say I am having a really bad day! Signed XUEOE* Couldn’t make out that name! I’ve decided to develop a code so I can send secret help messages to the other Passions poets! I’ll make the number 3 the letter ‘A’ except when followed by a ‘7’ then it will be the letter ‘q’ but only if that is followed by the number 9. The letter ‘B’ will be number 0 unless it’s the third letter in a word and in that case it will be 4. (hmm…this may be more complicated than I thought!) |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
...just leave a trail of Dorito chips, PdV...that's the only way I'm gonna find you in there... Sunshine ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
...gads, just thought...nothing changes... not so very long ago [well, OK, long ago] it was Fritos and Frescas... Sunshine ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ |
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LoveBug
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
We know have another hostage, Janet Marie. We put her in the cell with Poet deVine, then we wheel in a TV. "Well, you two must be wondering why I have this in here..." I say. Then I turn it on. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the tortured cry of our hostages is music to my ears. "YES! You shall watch Volkswagen Beetle commertials until your ransom is paid! Oh yeah... this doesn't mean we're turing off the N'Sync!" BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (In life, there are passengers, and there are drivers. DRIVERS WANTED!) VIVA LA VOLKSWAGENIA! "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea |
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LoveBug
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
Oh yeah, don't expect to be rescued by that old man Christopher!!!!! And even if he tries, there are thousands of Volkswagen beetles surrounding your cell, being driven by boy band members!!!! BWAHAHAHHAA! "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I happen to LOVE those Volkswagen commercials!!!! neener neener!! Passions~~~~~~~ |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
yes THey have Janet the plan is working. ok Poet deVine fear not that is actually Mc Gyver disguised as Janet. He brought some things to help you escape, a pen knife, some batteries, some string, a tooth pick, matches and a spoon. Now in your cell there should be some chemicals and a pipe, a tire and some toilet roll inserts so you can build a clock. If not try to get them to lock you in the broom closet. we are still trying to find the A-team. Poet female fatale is searching the bars and strip joints for Face, I am searching the mental hospital for Murdock, Sven is searching the old people's homes and the grave yards for Hannibal, Melissa is searching the gyms and prisons for B.A. We will get you out one way or another. Though if it comes to having to call Knight rider then you are on your own. < !signature--> A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry [This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 06-21-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Thank God for toilet paper rolls..if they catch me I'll tell them I'm making a "tootoodle loo"..what you ask is that? Well you take some tissue and a rubber band..place the tissue paper over one end of the empty roll, secure it with the rubber band..now I place my mouth to the open end and hum "toot toodle ooooooooooooooo"  |
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Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
Ahh Ms. deVine, just thought I would inform you that our top general, Mister Novicane For the Soul along with my personal advisor and Commander-In-Chief Dusk Treader are currently foiling all previously made plans to rescue you. We shall not reveal our plans just yet, but we are crafty! So, you just go right on ahead and write your notes, drink your mountain dew, eat your Doritos, and wait patiently for the Backstreet Boys to come in and give you your live concert! (oh, you didn't hear about that yet? LoveBug and I have connections....after all, we are the future rulers of Volkswagonenia!) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ |
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Dusk Treader
Moderator
Senior Member
since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
Ms. deVine, in addition to my duties as Commander in chief and personal advisor to the Lady Alwye, I am also the holder of the keys of the prison Prose. It's quite an empty place, and the doors are quite secure, believe me, Ron made this place for keeping mad men, as of late there is a blonde one running rampant here... Just don't give him any Mt. Dew, alright? We know the kind of things that happen with Mt. Dew.. RIGHT? And using my own personal connections, I just got you another personal concert.. Slayer, all 160 decibels, point blank range, at the same time as the Backstreet boys! Enjoy! MWA HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *The doors close with a rusty sigh and resounding boom* Abrahm Simons "Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Tsk-tsk-tsk. You know Sharon *opening door which Abe so negligently forgot to lock behind him* It's a good thing that Alwye'a made all those "promises" to Abe. He's been so lost in a testoseronic haze lately, that he's become absentminded. *holding Sharon's hand while at the same time kicking over the pathetic excuse of a boom box the children had...understandably.. they're not old enough to get "real" jobs to afford a "real" stereo* Anyway, let's leave this dump and go find Janet... Last I heard they were threatening her with something called a Pokemon. Do you know what that is? Yes... reallly? *listening* Sounds quite annoying. And the kids really like these things? Wierd... Ok, let's go back to the Fortress Of Solitude and recoup. We'll grab the rest of the gang to figure out how to rescue Janet... *And as Christopher flies into the sky carrying deVine with him, Abe can be seen walking around the Halls of Prose with a stupid grin on his face, scratching his butt every so often and grunting.*  |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Giddy up go moosey......giddy up GO ! |
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Crystalina123 Member
since 2000-01-31
Posts 228 |
Lovebug -- I'm thinking it's almost itme for an episode of saved by the bell  Crystal Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift. |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
The clock on the wall said 2:26 a.m. when Superman(aka Chris) swooped me up into the sky. I was elated to finally be rescued! But in the back of my mind was a small thought...hm..could it be? Could Superman(aka Chris) be a part of the nefarious plot to take over Passions? He would be the proclaimed King Of Prose! I watch carefully for any signs of his perfidy! |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
poor abe... but we dont truly need deVine to make a stand, much less to win the battle... our superior warrior's skill and twisted tactics will win this war for us... dont be a fool "superman"... join us or face your end... sincerely, general sad tomato you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Seems I'm about to be your next captive...and don't worry, I have my OWN plans up my sleeve--I'm bringing EARPLUGS!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!  Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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LoveBug
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
GOSH, ABE!!!!! Never give a man a woman's job! Well, I guess Alwye and I are just going to have to pull out the counterattack! LoveBug, Alwye, and the members of N'SYNC climb into their flying VW beetles. The speakers are blairing N'SYNC's latest "It's Gonna be me". The beetles are equipped with... kryptonite! Swiftly, we make our way towards Chris and PDV! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! VIVA LA VOLKSWAGENIA!< !signature--> "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea [This message has been edited by LoveBug (edited 06-22-2000).] |
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Dusk Treader
Moderator
Senior Member
since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
*Abe's sitting crying in a closet when he recieves a phone call* "Abe... It's me, General Tomatoe... The leader's have heard, and they have a mission for us, if we choose to accept it. *Mission: Impossible theme plays* We're going to penetrate enemy territory and capture deVine again... and as General, I have a plan. *diabolical laughter* Meet me at the door to Prose" *CLICK* Hmmm... *Abe begins looking through his wardrobe for the appropriate costume* Robin! Ha, not any more, Chrissy... *Burns Robin costume* Now this is what I need! *pulls out Chimera costume, a dark hooded cloak and kryptonite katana* "Where off to now General Tomatoe?" I asked when I met him at the Prose door. "We go to Chris... the teens are already laying in wait.. it shall be easy to surprise him.. I will face him head on, and you shall steal deVine!" "Ahh.. Good plan!" I reply, "Take my Katana, Chris will be weakened by it." And we then began to delve into the depth's of Prose.. through the dank sewers, and vile aquaducts that make it up, and that's when we found Chris, sprawled on a dais.. and with Ms. DeVine collared and chained and wearing a bikini! Not only is he stupid, but he's a plagiarist! It was then that General Tomatoe, Mr. Novacaine or Jerome the Priest (Talk about an identity crisis!) rose up and marched towards Chris. Chris hefted himself from the dais and grabbed his cane and hobbled up to the many named one. The many named one flinched at that horror in tights, and then lifted his katana. The two traded blows for a moment and then General Novacaine made a slash to Chris' mojo. The socks began to pour out, jeez, California must have been rendered sockless to give Poor Chris a little manhood! I rushed up to the dais and broke deVine's chains with my handydandy boltcutter attachment on my Swiss army Knife, gave her a robe and a kryptonite necklace... Chris would not get her back now! And we ran away as Novacaine guarded our escape.. MWA HA HA HA HA HA! VIVA LA VOLKSWAGENIA!!!! |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Those tears running down my face are not tears of sorrow but tears of pure unadulterated hysterical laughter!! Sorry Chris, you have to admit, this is FUNNY! And now, I am in the teen clutches once again.... |
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Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!! We have deVine again! General Tomatoe and Commander Dusk Treader have succeeded! It seems LoveBug and I have chosen great people to head our troops. *Queen Alwye runs over to reward Dusk Treader for a job well done* *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ |
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