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Dawn Eclipse
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The Horsehead Nebula

0 posted 2000-04-07 11:12 PM


Author's note:  I am writing little funny stories about friends... picking a character for their personality.  I appologize if it is not really understood.

The NINJA

The dark cloaked figure moved silently through the forest on the NINJA mobile, otherwise known as a bike.  His destination was known as the house of the NINJA spirit.  There he would meet another NINJA and they would continue on their mission.  Their assignment was to take care of a certain Mr. Bob Bobbers.  

As he approached the house of NINJA spirit, all became dark, save for the torches burning on the path up to the massive wooden door.  It was an old building, going back in time over 500 years.  For those 500 years, the Chosen had been trained in the skills of martial arts.  As he climbed the steps his awareness of his surroundings intensified.  The person he was to meet loved to play tricks on him when he least expected it, even if it was at the house of the NINJA spirit.  He glanced first to the left, seeing only a bird flying nearby and then to the right, seeing the forest he had just come from.  Just when he believed that she was inside the building, she made a surprise attack on him.  She was very good at that.  When he had checked around him, he had neglected to check above him.  She had jumped from a little over hang above the door.

The NINJA recovered quickly, and they moved swiftly into a NINJA battle.  Everything they chose to do was blocked by the other.  He tried a DOUBLE NINJA SPINNY-SPINNY SLAM, but she chose wisely to block this move with an OVER-THE- HEAD BACKWARDS SPINNIN' SMASH.  This battle continued for a few minutes longer until she finally ended it with a huge TRIPPLE BACK FLIPPER, OVER-UNDER, SIDE TO SIDE NINJA SMUSH.  After that he sat back, dazed for a moment, and then began to laugh.  They were now even.

The two went into the House of NINJA spirit and saw the NINJA masters.  The masters quickly told them the location of Bob Bobbers, and what was to be done.  The two looked at each other and smiled.  This assignment was going to be way too much fun.  They took their only weapon, the NINJA 100 mile-an-hour tape, and left the house of NINJA spirit.

By the middle of the night, they arrived at the house of Mr. Bobbers.  Together they waited in the darkness of the shadows… waiting for their NINJA prey to walk out into their hands…

They did not have to wait long, for Bob worked third shift at the local Ammunition plant.  As he walked out, the two moved swiftly and silently, like two deer through the woods, and caught him before he was aware of what was happening.

He was held down by the first NINJA, while the other had a great deal of enjoyment at taking the army tape to him.  She wound him in the stuff, and when they were done, she stepped back to survey her job.  It was perfect of course, everything she did always was.  The two NINJAS took Mr. Bobbers inside and placed him on his couch with a pair of scissors just beyond reach of his struggling body, taped him to the couch, and left.  Their mission was completed.  The master NINJAS would be pleased with their work.

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 "It is in our aloneness
that we recognize our oneness,
even as the single droplet of water
knows also that it is the sea."Daniel

*Cassie Roseen*




[This message has been edited by Dawn Eclipse (edited 04-07-2000).]

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Alwye
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In the space between moments
1 posted 2000-04-08 12:44 PM


LOL, you sure gave me a laugh, Cassers!  Well done, I enjoyed much!  

 *Krista Knutson*

As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
~*Albert Schweitzer*~

Dusk Treader
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2 posted 2000-04-08 12:44 PM


LOL, Cassie you are way too awesome!  Of course, you know I can dodge a TRIPPLE BACK FLIPPER, OVER-UNDER, SIDE TO SIDE NINJA SMUSH with a WHUPTY DOO-DAH REVERSE SPIN STRAFE move.  Come on!  LOL  Real cool NINJA CASSIE, you da best!

 Abrahm Simons

"...Watching fate as it flows down the path we have chose" - Trent Reznor, "We're in this Together"

Munda
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since 1999-10-08
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3 posted 2000-04-10 10:34 AM


I can't do all that Abe. Just the thought make my body ache.  
LOL Dawn, this was real fun ! I enjoyed it very much !

Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration
4 posted 2000-04-16 07:15 PM


ROFL!!!

Great! What an inventive way to take what could be a terrifying subject and make it humorous!

Boo-tiful!

Sudhir Iyer
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since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943
Mumbai, India : now in Belgium
5 posted 2000-05-05 02:08 PM


Wow, I had to dig deep to get this one out from the shadows.

Nice sense of humour, Dawn...

Just a few small suggestions, some words are missing for e.g. the Chosen (one)... and a few spelling blemishes.

But great presentation,

Regards,
sudhir

 In any moment of decision,
The best thing you can do is the right thing,
The next-best thing is the wrong thing,
And the worst thing you can do is nothing.
- Theodore Roosevelt

WolfsMate
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since 2000-01-14
Posts 121
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6 posted 2000-05-05 02:26 PM


LOL....cute!

 "You never have to worry...Never fear for I am near"

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