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Mike
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0 posted 2000-02-24 12:29 PM


How could he be so stupid for letting her get away?
If assholes had wings, he would be an SST.  Coincidently, he was on a SST.  On a flight to Paris.  As he sat in his coach seat, he fantasized about her fire engine red hair, her fire engine red fingernails, her fire engine red toenails.  He still pondered why she wasn't wearing shoes.  But he digresses.  A beautiful blonde in the seat next to him noticed the effects of his fantasy.  "Would you like to join the mile high club?" she asked seductively through her thin lips which could almost be classified as chicken lips. But now I digress.
He replied, "No thank you, I am not a reefer addict."
She looked at him strangely and returned to the showing of the Brady Bunch movie.  He closed his eyes and dreamt of their titillating, albeit brief (he prefered briefs over boxers) encounter in the Golden Boar. The plane landed in Paris. He went to the Eiffel Tower.  He saw a glow in the distance.  Could it be?  Fire engine red hair, fingernails, toenails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could the Gods of fate been so kind?  How could this be?  An amazing coincidence?  or perhaps she had said as she left the Golden Boar... I am going to fly to Paris to paint nudes under the Eiffel Tower.
He ran towards her.  Her back was towards him.  He had misunderstood her.  She was not painting nudes.
She was painting nude.  He said, "Is that you Shirley?"  She turned.  She said, "Oui, Oui."
He said, "Well excuse me, you don't have to belittle me." He left.  The end.



[This message has been edited by Mike (edited 02-24-2000).]

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Martie
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1 posted 2000-02-24 02:26 PM


Oh, my goodness, this is just too funny--and I even know what the mile high club is--wow, but am not a member (but I digress).  Your sense of humor is wonderful, at least it tickled me ...thank you, and what do you mean "the end"! PS (What's an SST?)
jbowie
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BANGOR (that OR) ME
2 posted 2000-02-24 03:36 PM


sst= super sonic transport
Marilyn
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3 posted 2000-02-24 05:15 PM


This is a wonderful tale and boy, could I use some (but I digress). Though this is the end of this story, I hope you pleasure us with another.  
Dusk Treader
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4 posted 2000-02-24 06:48 PM


I'm liking these pieces, they have a trippy almost pyschedlic feel to them.  Very entertaining, hope to see more soon!

 A writer's soul is on paper etched.

In flames I shall not be consumed, but reborn. --
Abrahm Simons



Jer
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5 posted 2000-02-25 02:05 AM


hahaha.. funny stuff.
Mike
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6 posted 2000-02-26 01:21 AM


Mike is presently on board an ocean vessel heading back to the states.  The almost never-ending saga unfortunately has not ended, but is just on a short hiatus....
glad you enjoyed.

Poet deVine
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7 posted 2000-02-26 12:12 PM


Ah! A love story! I'm on my way out for some red nail polish and lipstick and some Ms. Clairol Fire Engine Red #5! But I digress.

Wonderful Mike can't wait for the next installment...

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