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jbowie Member
since 2000-02-18
Posts 135BANGOR (that OR) ME |
As I was folding my underwear, I realized that there were several pairs that were undersized and had tears in them. I am a typical guy and probably have my gym socks left over from 8 th grade. It is not because I am lazy but the fact that I like to recycle. That is why guys always seem to dress wrong, as well as have lots of dirty laundry because we separate them by level of smell. From OK to man this needs burning. The funeral pyres at night from my overused underwear can light up the skies for miles around and have often summoned the fire department. By the way it is hard to get a burn permit to cover used underwear burning, usually I have to bring a six-pack to my application in order to smooth the process. Luckily the guy likes budweiser so he is a cheap date. Upon finishing my folding, I noticed the armpit stains on my T-shirts, which by the way is made by arm pit stains hobgoblins, and never could be derived from any of my personal hygiene habits. Bleach is passed off like a fairy without any arm strength, as the stains laugh at their obvious superiority. I am not a dirty person but sometimes at night I can smell myself and am offended by the stinky bastard that I am. Oh well, maybe seeing a Psycho-therapist on my clothing issues could help. It seems that everyone sees one now for everything, so maybe there is a support group out there for bad underwear-nasty T shirt men who cannot do laundry correctly. There is always hope. |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
i don't know whether to laugh or to vomit "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I hear tell that even Goodwill Industries and the Salvation Army have locked the doors when they see you coming with your donations...  |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
ROTFLMAO I love it ! I love it ! |
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