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merlynh
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since 1999-09-26

Posts 411
deer park, wa

0 posted 1999-12-10 06:34 PM

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By opening this window installation of our program has begun.

WARNING installation of this program will cause unrecoverable damage to your computer.

If you do not wish to install this program click on the "Exit Setup" now.

You have chosen to exit setup. Your computer will cease to function if you exit now. Are you sure you want to exit setup?  Click on the "Resume" or "Exit Setup" now.

You have chosen to resume installation of program. Please read the license agreement below.

Because we want you to experience the worst possible problems you can ever have with your computer this program has been developed. By agreeing you will allow this program to completely control your computer without your discretion. Also by agreeing you will hold our company totally not liable for all or anything this program will do.

Please click on the "I Agree" or click on the "I Do Not Agree" now.

You have chosen to not to agree. Your computer will cease to function if you do not agree. Are you sure you want to exit setup?  Click on the "Resume" or "Exit Setup" now.

You have chosen to resume installation of program. Please click on the "I Agree" now.

Welcome to what will become the largest and richest company of programmers the world over.  This exciting program will perform actions we will not allow you to understand.  Be sure to update this program daily for a small fee at our web site, so we may hack your computer or your computer will cease to function. Because we are a fair and honest company we are offering an uninstall program for $19.95 for a limited time. Which we hope to sell for several hundred dollars just as soon as our program has become popular. Tell your friends and  receive an free update for this program.  This program is freeware so feel free to copy and share it with your friends.  Enjoy and welcome to our program.

For those who want to join our team of programmers please submit in cash one thousand dollars in an envelope with no return address, please no statement of who you are will be excepted.  Please be patient for a reply.

Again thank you for choosing our program and being part of our scheme.

© 1999 Merlyn Hearn
All rights reserved

Dusk Treader

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Senior Member

since 1999-06-18

Posts 1187
St. Paul, MN

1 posted 1999-12-10 07:12 PM

ROTFLMAO! This was great Merlyn! Your grand in cash in the way.. I hope I become a programmer! < !signature-->

"Pointing Fingers to Defend" - Gravity Kills - "Guilty"

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merlynh
Member

since 1999-09-26

Posts 411
deer park, wa

2 posted 1999-12-10 10:40 PM

Thanks Dusk Treader I knew I forgot something. I forgot to tell everyone my address so they could sent me the cash. Ha, just kidding. But if anyone feels the need to give it to me I sure could use it.

JennyLee
Senior Member

since 1999-09-01

Posts 1461
Northwestern, NJ.

3 posted 1999-12-12 11:09 AM

LOL LOL too good

Jenny Lee

Love is an attempt at penetrating another being,But it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.

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