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merlynh Member
since 1999-09-26
Posts 411deer park, wa |
Bear In The Woods "Boy this sure would be easier if-in a fella had some toilet paper." He hears a rustling of bushes. "Who’s there...?" in desperate whisper. "Don't be coming over here." Seeing larger bushes being moved, hears someone coming closer. "Oh man... I'm going to get this stuff all over my self." panicking. "Oh god! I hope it's not a bear." "Honey it's just me... I thought you’d like some toilet paper." His wife says coming into sight. "You left camp without it." handing him some. "Oh thank god I thought it was a bear." sounding relieved. "You scared the-- You know right out of me." "Oh yeah...bears. Well you better watch it." pointing behind him. "I stepped in something-- I think a bear relieved himself." grinning. "Besides there's poison ivy all over here." Shrugs her shoulders. "I think--your sitting in some." "Just great! Now what I'm I going to do?" he said, being discussed with himself. " Spray it with pepper spray?". "No." sounding pleased, "You can go over on the other side of the hill like I do." trying not to laugh. "But you better watch where you step." Having a good chuckle, then suddenly pointing over in the distance. "Oh look...dear, there’s a bear and it’s cub." "Do me a favor--will you dear?" Pleading. "Tell the mother to come over here." © 1999 Merlyn Hearn |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
Cute...reminds me of my last camping trip! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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