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Terry Cuthbert.
Junior Member
since 1999-08-02
Posts 11
Oxford UK

0 posted 1999-08-03 02:00 AM


Sorry whoever you are, but I need to intrude.

Growing here all alone in a cow-pat just outside Fenny Bentley, can be boring even for a beautiful alien flower like myself.
The poor Earth plants have NO voice, so I am about to start a new organizion called FLORA (Flower Liberation fO/R Activists). I shall in time draw up a manifesto equel to Thomas Paine's "Rights Of Man" and Bridget Bardoe's "Mon Furry Amigos."

I am President and Chairflower, Clover Cucumber is Vice-Chair; and Martin Toadstool is Treasurer. (Martin is in fact, a toad; but "Toadstool" looks better!)

All donations please to "The Flower In The Cow-Pat, Near Fenny Bentley, Derbyshire, England. Thankyou, sorry Mr(s?) Cuthbert. LORD PINEAPPLE.

© Copyright 1999 Terry Cuthbert. - All Rights Reserved
leelew
Member
since 1999-07-10
Posts 89
highmount,ny,usa
1 posted 1999-08-03 06:19 AM


This was cute!

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"There are none so blind as those who see only with the mind and not the heart"

Bluesy Socrateaser
Member Elite
since 2002-11-07
Posts 2417
In The Mirror
2 posted 2018-03-18 11:31 PM


That's my old pal, LP alright...and all over!

Rest well old friend!

...just bein' Bluesy

Bluesy Socrateaser
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since 2002-11-07
Posts 2417
In The Mirror
3 posted 2018-04-04 03:27 PM


quote:
"The poor Earth plants have NO voice"
For them, a picture is worth a thousand words.

...just bein' Bluesy

Boomer Styles
Member
since 2014-03-02
Posts 194
South Side Of Success
4 posted 2018-07-03 11:45 PM


Nearly twenty years, LP. I remember you from PB, the Quill, DT and surprised as all get-out to find you here.

I miss you, buddy, as many do.

One ladle serves the soup that feeds the mouths of the many.

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