I guess I got here Justin Thyme
to straighten out this scene.
Excuse me while I check on this,
you DO know what I mean....
*dammit, why do I always have to help figure these kind of things out for people...grumblegrumblegrumgle... where's my mirror... oh there it is*
It's not me, I'll tell you that,
I'm looking at my face.
And I don't look like that at all!
Perhaps it's Justin Kace.
No, wait! It can't be Justin Kace,
because he is my twin!
And I'm sure what he looks like 'cause
he's uglier than sin!
He looks like ME and I like he,
that certainly is true.
Now, Toerag, you're denying that
this picture isn't you?
Perhaps it is the Wizard who
we've searched for high and low.
Nah! Can't be him, he won't be found,
and why we'll never know.
When "Justin" was a guess of Ron's,
I checked my mirrored face.
But as it were, it weren't me,
and wasn't Justin Kace.
One day you'll see the Justin twins,
a fact we can't refute,
unless we stay forever here
within this crazy 'stute!
Until then, who the hell is this
who's waving to this place?
Let's get a name and tack it on
to this familiar face!
Denial's not a river, see,
in Egypt all the Thyme.
So don't just wave your finger at
ol' Cratchet in her prime.
I bet this guy is at the 'stute
disquised as some cartoon.
And with my luck, he'll sneak right up
while wailing at the moon!