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Nan
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0 posted 11-11-1999 10:11 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I just received the weirdest email - Maybe one you poets can figure it out for me. Who could this strange guy be????
All it said was....

WANTED - HEAD OR ALIVE





[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 11-11-1999).]
Poet deVine
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1 posted 11-11-1999 10:19 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

From the looks of this, I'd have to say he's one of those men you call on a 900 phone line for phone sex!
hoot_owl_rn
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since 07-05-99
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2 posted 11-11-1999 10:25 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

LOL.....hmmmm.....did it say Stud for rent or what??
Alicat
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3 posted 11-11-1999 10:41 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Hmmm...looks more to me like a customer service representative answering yet another damn question about what the little button with "Start" labeled on it does...either that or one of them there incognito dudes who clandestinely work for the IRS.

Alicat
Poet deVine
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4 posted 11-11-1999 10:53 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I think Alicat may be onto something here.. I think this guy is showing us the secret hand salute of the IRS!!!!
JTF
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5 posted 11-11-1999 12:07 PM       View Profile for JTF   Email JTF   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for JTF

What's the Buzz about ? ... I'm sure this guy is a poet ... and a damn fine one !
athena
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6 posted 11-11-1999 07:14 PM       View Profile for athena   Email athena   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for athena

I don't know who it is, but he's sorta cute. When you find out, let me know.


athena

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--And indeed there will be time
To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?"
Time to turn back and descend the stair --

T.S. El

Julie
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7 posted 11-11-1999 08:11 PM       View Profile for Julie   Email Julie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Julie

My guess.....IT'S RON! After the system crashed...
Nan
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8 posted 11-11-1999 09:45 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Hehe... Good guess my friend Julie
But I do know Ron - and that ain' HE !!....
Sunshine
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9 posted 11-11-1999 10:28 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

No way to backtrack to the culprit?
Ron
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10 posted 11-11-1999 10:57 PM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

Mmmmm... Are those dead bugs on the floor? Could that be a clue?

Watson! Bring me my magnifying glass immediately!
suicidal dreams
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11 posted 11-11-1999 10:58 PM       View Profile for suicidal dreams   Email suicidal dreams   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suicidal dreams

IT WAS ME!

oh wait not this one sorry.

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life is short kill quick
Poet deVine
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12 posted 11-12-1999 12:10 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I don't see any dead bugs! (I see a bird but no bugs). But if this guy works in this cubicle, he's too neat!!! Where are the paper clips...the pens...the scattered 'office debris'? Maybe he just sat down here to make a long distance call?
Ron
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13 posted 11-12-1999 02:35 AM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

No dead bugs? But that's a computer behind him, isn't it? That has to be bugs if there's a computer in the room!

(Sorry, guess I've been working on the new software too long. This guys name wouldn't be Justin, by any chance???)
Justin Kace
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14 posted 11-12-1999 07:15 AM       View Profile for Justin Kace   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Kace

I got here Justin Thyme
With this short rhyme
To tell you all
You've got some gall
To blame Justins
For this guy's sins
Let me remind
You we're refined
We're Justin Sayne
We would not feign
Just be assured
That this picture
Is someone though
Whom you all know....



[This message has been edited by Justin Kace (edited 11-12-1999).]
Justin Consistant
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my mind creates the place


15 posted 11-12-1999 07:15 AM       View Profile for Justin Consistant   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Consistant

Well, I can tell you
it is not this Justin
I only wish my feet
could fit in those shoes,
and if I wore that thing
he has on his belt
it would self destruct
before I could
even put it there.
I count to five
and shake it back and forth.
I wouldn't even concider
talking on a phone
of that color (yuck).
Lastly my personality
is much more classey
than his could ever be!

[This message has been edited by Justin Consistant (edited 11-12-1999).]
Nurse Crachet
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They know where I am!


16 posted 11-12-1999 07:44 AM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

I don't have a clue
but he can come work
at my stute anytime.
If anyone knows this man
tell him to come
and place an application
for an interesting job.
Poet deVine
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17 posted 11-12-1999 08:01 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Wait a minute! Is that a purse I see on the left side of his computer? No, it couldn't be, there's a computer cord plugged into it....hmmmmmmmmm......

[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 11-12-1999).]
Iloveit
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18 posted 11-12-1999 09:38 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

lololololol I know, I know, but I am not telling *big grins* of course I will ditto JTF while I am here
Balladeer
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19 posted 11-12-1999 01:03 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

It's GOT to be Toerag! That's how I would imagine his office to be...no books, no papers, and bragging about his counting abilities!
Pepper
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20 posted 11-12-1999 02:22 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

I agree with Balladeer...didn't Toe mention he has a mustache?.....
Toerag
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21 posted 11-12-1999 02:28 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Do who?...Do what?...Yanno? ya take away the charm, the perfect body, the handsome mustache, the gray hair that shows maturity and wisdom, and all ya got left is Balladeer?
Besides, would someone as kind and sweet and calm and quiet as me be givin' the finger to anyone?...come now....think about it?....Me?

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-12-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-12-1999).]
Justin Thyme
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22 posted 11-12-1999 03:53 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I guess I got here Justin Thyme
to straighten out this scene.
Excuse me while I check on this,
you DO know what I mean....

*dammit, why do I always have to help figure these kind of things out for people...grumblegrumblegrumgle... where's my mirror... oh there it is*

Ummm....

It's not me, I'll tell you that,
I'm looking at my face.
And I don't look like that at all!
Perhaps it's Justin Kace.
No, wait! It can't be Justin Kace,
because he is my twin!
And I'm sure what he looks like 'cause
he's uglier than sin!

He looks like ME and I like he,
that certainly is true.
Now, Toerag, you're denying that
this picture isn't you?
Perhaps it is the Wizard who
we've searched for high and low.
Nah! Can't be him, he won't be found,
and why we'll never know.

When "Justin" was a guess of Ron's,
I checked my mirrored face.
But as it were, it weren't me,
and wasn't Justin Kace.
One day you'll see the Justin twins,
a fact we can't refute,
unless we stay forever here
within this crazy 'stute!

Until then, who the hell is this
who's waving to this place?
Let's get a name and tack it on
to this familiar face!
Denial's not a river, see,
in Egypt all the Thyme.
So don't just wave your finger at
ol' Cratchet in her prime.

I bet this guy is at the 'stute
disquised as some cartoon.
And with my luck, he'll sneak right up
while wailing at the moon!


just me,
JT

Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


23 posted 11-12-1999 04:11 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Well, yanno Ron's got way too much class to be shooting a bird to anyone, (except to maybe me?), and he's way to good looking to be Balladeer, so?, I just have no idea who it could be?....(Brad Pitt? after he got sick?)
Menage Numero Trois
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since 07-20-99
Posts 33
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24 posted 11-12-1999 08:03 PM       View Profile for Menage Numero Trois   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Menage Numero Trois

I am not too sure but hee has thee look of a man who needs sometheeng wee three have!
What a sexy wee thang he is, and showing us his leetle birdie too.
*kisses*
~Trey

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vous pouvez penser que vous me connaissez mais vous faites? Je ne suis pas qui vous vous attendez ce que je soit
 
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