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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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0 posted 2019-01-30 08:41 AM



Much to my dismay,
what with this Arctic Blast on the way,
my heated seat went kaput.
No matter how many times I pushed the button,
it was all for nothin’.
There was no heat
in my seat.
The car wasn’t brand new,
just new to me,
and heated seats a real luxury.
I shut the car off and went inside,
my disappointment hard to hide.
When I came back out and got in,
they worked again!
The lights were all on
and the heat was strong.
I was warm and toasty.
Before long I was getting roasty.
I went to turn the setting down
and I began to frown.
I could push all I wanted,
but it was stuck on high.
My poor bottom was beginning to fry.
Luckily for me,
it was really, really cold outside.
Otherwise I’d have cooked my hide.
At least there is some good news,
it is an easy fix, it is just a fuse.
And my arse is no worse for wear
from the over heating.
But until the repair,
I pray my car rides are fleeting.

LGR©1/30/19

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Bluesy Socrateaser
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1 posted 2019-01-30 03:27 PM


quote:
"Luckily for me,
it was really, really cold outside.
Otherwise, I’d have cooked my hide"
This poetry of yours set me to laughing uproariously, Miss Lori!

This could be a case for 'recall',
which means you may have to show you're
"cooked hide" in court as evidence!    


...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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2 posted 2019-01-30 04:44 PM


Hey Bluesy,
I'm tickled I found your funny bone.
As for showing my a$$...well...um...I guess you could say I done been there done that a time or two and they still won't let me live it down. That was only figuratively speaking,I don't even want to think about the repercussions of the literal. ~L

Bluesy Socrateaser
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3 posted 2019-01-31 12:19 PM


Something tells me you'd put on a great show, Miss Lori!!

...just bein' Bluesy

Poet In Pink
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4 posted 2019-02-02 12:14 PM



Lori Lou this soooo quacks me up!!! You are to funny!!! Glad your bun warmer is working again  lol

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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5 posted 2019-02-02 04:16 AM


Pinkness,
unfortunately, it is more than a fuse and it is not fixed yet. I had to drive home with the AC on yesterday to stay cool! ~L

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6 posted 2019-02-04 09:16 PM


Lori...What a hoot.
Pull the fuse when Summer rolls around
or your bottom might turn brown

Enjoyed...Paul

~~To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you~~
Paul

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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7 posted 2019-02-05 03:50 AM


Thanks Paul,
With our wacky weather going from 60's to the teens we may pull it before summer. Already had to drive more than once with the AC on. ~L

augustsky
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8 posted 2019-02-05 05:30 PM


Oh..Too Funny! poor toasted biscuts
Well..it's frozy round here, I imagine there too, but it won't last forever..so good luck
to you L.

Fun read..

~Don't Quit Your Day Dream~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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9 posted 2019-02-05 07:14 PM


Sky,
The seat felt good today! It will feel even better tomorrow. Brrrrrr! Glad I made you smile. ~L

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