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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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0 posted 2018-03-27 09:53 AM




There once was an elephant named Jonah
whose flatulence had a deadly aroma.
He’d cut the cheese
and the living croaked with a wheeze.
So he walked home alona.


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JerryPat2
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1 posted 2018-03-27 11:11 AM


Good to see you haven't lost your great sense of humor even with all your troubles..

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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2 posted 2018-03-27 11:26 AM


Sometimes you have to dig deep. Thanks for commenting. ~L
Bluesy Socrateaser
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3 posted 2018-03-27 12:57 PM


This was indeed, a chuckler, m'dear!

          ...and what's this?
quote:
"alona?"
That's a lot of bolona!

You should have your poetic license revoked!!     


...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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4 posted 2018-03-27 01:09 PM


Yes that was pretty bad, you might even say it stunk!   ~L
Bluesy Socrateaser
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5 posted 2018-03-27 03:03 PM


Well, um...shall we say, just a tad-bit odoriferous?

...just bein' Bluesy

Poet In Pink
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6 posted 2018-03-27 07:05 PM


Cute Lori Lou ~ Thanks for the chuckle
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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Fair to middlin' of nowhere
7 posted 2018-03-28 05:03 AM


I needed one too Pinkygiggle, I needed one too. Best part is that it is such a groaner it is sooo bad. Makes me laugh at myself every time I think about it. ~L
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