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Open Poetry #50

Quasimodo Got Nothing on Me

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

0 posted 2018-02-23 06:36 AM

Quasimoto is well known for
his unique physique,
his particular posture,
a singular stance.
He has a humble humped
hunch and a heart.

After yesterday’s escapade on ice
I awoke to find I was Quasi’s kindred spirit.
My hunch was from holding my sore ribs.
I looked humped as I hobbled on my sore right foot.
Need I bend to the floor for something,
the resemblance was uncanny.

LGR(C)2/23/18

Bluesy Socrateaser
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since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

1 posted 2018-02-23 10:42 AM

Hmm. A mixed blessing perhaps.

Have you given any thought to joining a bell choir?

...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

2 posted 2018-02-23 11:35 AM

I tried out once but they said I was to dingy.

I took a pill for pain when I got home yesterday and I wasn't impressed. Woke up at 3ish feeling just as bad as the night before.
Called into work at 4:00. I took 800 mg of ibuprofen and went back to bed. Got up at 10 and it was a miracle! I could walk without a limp and I didn't have to hold my left side to move around.

Thank goodness,I was thinking this was going to hurt bad for a long time.~L

Bluesy Socrateaser
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since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

3 posted 2018-02-24 12:08 PM

quote:
"I tried out once but they said I was to dingy"

You're a riot, Miss Lori!

I only have one, but then....I'm a boy!

...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

4 posted 2018-02-24 01:22 PM

so you didn't make the try outs either, huh?

Bluesy Socrateaser
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since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

5 posted 2018-02-24 06:01 PM

I was told that they'd rather hear a bell pealing sounded by a metal battant than muted by a peeled banana-lookin' one.

I just can't win for losin'!

...just bein' Bluesy

[This message has been edited by Bluesy Socrateaser (02-24-2018 10:38 PM).]

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