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The Birds & The Bees: Motherís Lame Lamentation Left Me Stung...

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Bluesy Socrateaser
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In The Mirror


0 posted 01-27-2018 05:19 AM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

I remember when I first found out the truth about the heart...
That it wasnít really shaped like an upside down butt or a womanís bosom
It only pumps blood and doesnít keep your love and emotions simmering inside  
...it isnít even pink

Iím pretty sure now that we live in our brains and not inside a pump
Armed with this idea, I went into my motherís bedroom and asked her;
ďMa, do the sad people all have broken minds doodled into two pieces,
...in a notebook?Ē

She looked at me for a moment, scratched her head and said;
ďBluesy, my boy...when you fall in love, donít use a coat hanger,
donít fold your trousers, and donít use your hands to remove your shoes
...your father did and look what happened!Ē


...just bein' Bluesy
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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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1 posted 01-28-2018 05:19 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Bluesy,
You like to bounce one off the walls once in a while huh? Reminds me of a story one of my ex's was told as a child-Eat your cottage cheese or your babies will be born naked. Of course your poem runs deeper than my memory and is more nuanced. ~L
Poet In Pink
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Sometimes life and loves harsh realities leave a sting...Best to leave off the sugar coating it can give you cavities in the long run   Thanks for sharing Bluesy
Bluesy Socrateaser
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3 posted 01-29-2018 02:43 AM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

Miss Lori! Here now! What's this?;
quote:
"Eat your cottage cheese or your babies will be born naked"
Ha-ha-ha!

Talk about "bouncing something off the wall"...Ha-ha-ha!

...just bein' Bluesy

Bluesy Socrateaser
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4 posted 01-29-2018 02:47 AM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

"Best to leave off the sugar coating it can give you cavities in the long run"

Ma had that all figured out, Miss Pinky. She kept them soaking on her nightstand in an old Skippy peanut butter jar, right next to her lucky gallstones!

...just bein' Bluesy

 
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