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I love my dentist

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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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I love my dentist
He never hurts me
He makes all kinds of
dreadful screeching,
grinding, whirring noises
come out of my mouth
when his fingers go in,
but he never hurts me.
He deadens the spot
he is going to stick the needle in.
And apparently he is generous
with the needle.
I never felt a thing
and I got a droopy face
and a heck of a lisp
to prove it.
I look like Iím having a stroke.
My philtrum is crooked.
Drinking a can of pop
is a one-sided adventure.
My cavity is filled.
In and out in 30 minutes.
I love my dentist.

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Bluesy Socrateaser
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1 posted 12-12-2017 02:09 AM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

quote:
"My philtrum is crooked"
So? Drop a couple of octaves and you'd do a great take on Bogart...

...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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2 posted 12-12-2017 08:52 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Whatever you say schweethart...   ~L
Bluesy Socrateaser
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3 posted 12-12-2017 01:11 PM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

YOU, are a Riot, Lori Rhoden!! Ha-ha-ha!  

...just bein' Bluesy

JerryPat2
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My animosity toward dentist goes way back to my childhood.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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5 posted 12-12-2017 09:05 PM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Thanks for the warning, I won't waste my breath. Have a nice day Jerry. ~L
Poet In Pink
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Gotta luv a painless dentist!!  I have one of those too     The  only thing that hurts when I leave his office is my checkbook!  lol  
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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7 posted 12-12-2017 09:39 PM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Pinkpearlies,
I hear ya! I was lucky they could fill it otherwise I'd have been l$$king at a cr$wn!
~L
 
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