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A Fruity Cake Tale

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Poet In Pink
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Was feelin' in a bakin' mood
Decided to ring in some cheer
Set my sights on a rum fruit~cake
But all I could find was some beer!

I frantically searched the cupboards
Oh well, it's no catastrophe
I'll pretend I'm Betty Crocker
Just whip up my own recipe!

I cracked open a chilled brewski
Let it set so it could get flat
Gathered my flour, fruit and nuts
Mixed it up and that was that!

My mouth was feelin' kinda parched
That brew was lookin' mighty fine
I meant to take just a slight sip
Instead ended up taking nine!

Oops better break out another
The first one seemed to disappear
Better open up the next one
And try not to keep it so near

Went to the fridge for some butter
Grabbed a few eggs from the tray
Gathered up all of my spices
Chugged the open beer on the way

Oh no there goes yet another
I'd best slow down just a wee bit
Or the Christmas tree out yonder
Won't be the only thing that's lit!

Well the moral of this fruity tale
Is as simple as it can be
Make sure you've got your ingredients
And NEVER bake while you're THIRSTY!!!

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Bluesy Socrateaser
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1 posted 12-06-2017 12:03 AM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

This, Miss Pinky, is priceless!...
quote:
"Oh no there goes yet another
I'd best slow down just a wee bit
Or the Christmas tree out yonder
Won't be the only thing that's lit!
...as is the entire poem! Ha-ha-ha! "Brewski"! Ha-ha!  


...just bein' Bluesy
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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2 posted 12-06-2017 05:30 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Pinkybrewski,
This is cute as a button and oh so much fun to read! I just love your stuff! It makes me feel good! ~L
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Thankies for dropping in to read Bluesy ~ Happy to hear you got a chuckle or two out of my silliness  
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Thanks Lori ~ Such a sweet reply ~ You warm my heart   Huggerz Pinkybrewski
 
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