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If Dust Were Dollars

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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 10-10-2009
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Fair to middlin'


0 posted 11-24-2017 06:47 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

If dust were dollars
Ill be getting a tax deduction
if the White House has its way.
If dust were dollars at this moment
Id be buried in green.
Wait, Ill get my billfold
and the house will be clean.
If dust were dollars
I could retire
and start living the dream.
Id buy me a dirt farm
with a big old house
sitting on a busy dirt road.
Id open all the windows every day
and watch the money billow in
then laugh all the way to the bank.

LGR11/24/17

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JerryPat2
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South Louisiana


1 posted 11-24-2017 08:17 AM       View Profile for JerryPat2   Email JerryPat2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JerryPat2's Home Page   View IP for JerryPat2

Ahhh . .. what a wonderful, crazy, sorta loony poem, which I liked very much, had me laughing all the way through it.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

[This message has been edited by JerryPat2 (11-24-2017 11:11 AM).]

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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2 posted 11-24-2017 09:07 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

There you go! That's what I like to hear! You made my day! ~L
Bluesy Socrateaser
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In The Mirror


3 posted 11-24-2017 10:54 AM       View Profile for Bluesy Socrateaser   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bluesy Socrateaser

Very creative, Miss Lori. I echo Jerry's reply completely!

...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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4 posted 11-24-2017 05:45 PM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

I'm tickled pink, it tickled your fancy, Bluesy. Thanks for letting me know ~L
 
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