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What’s That Smell? (for Phineas)

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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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What’s that smell?
Like rotten eggs I think.
It is hard to tell.
But it sure does stink.
Pass the Glade
and give us a spray
Thank goodness you made
that smell go away.
But that’s not all that’s gone.
Has anybody seen
Phineas Ulysses Stinkenbaum?
Where has he been?
Seems like just yesterday
he was here
writing away.
He was always  a dear
with such nice things to say.
What are we to do
without a fine poet
such as P. U.?
It’s just not the same you know it.
I wish that he’d return to the Big Blue Sea
and write his happy words
for you and me.
All he left was the faint smell of turds,
nothing more or less.
He raised a stink
that we will miss.
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jwesley
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1 posted 06-01-2017 03:27 PM       View Profile for jwesley   Email jwesley   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jwesley

LOL!! - very cute, my friend...maybe he's having his scent glands removed . . .

enjoyed


j.
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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2 posted 06-01-2017 04:57 PM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Ha ha ha! you crack me up Jimmy! ~L
Poet In Pink
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3 posted 06-01-2017 11:32 PM       View Profile for Poet In Pink   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet In Pink

Hi Lori     Fun poem for Stinky ~ Makes me chuckle ~ Hopefully he'll be back around soon ~ Alana
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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4 posted 06-02-2017 04:36 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

First Jerry, then PU, what's this place coming to? ~L
jwesley
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5 posted 06-02-2017 11:20 AM       View Profile for jwesley   Email jwesley   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jwesley

First Jerry and all that swamp mud , even the water mostly smells (I was born there so know), then Stinky with all his "odors" - wow, I have to believe maybe they're ZOMBIES!!, and are temporarily seeking fresher MEAT!

WATCH YOUR BACKSIDE!!

J.
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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good advice Jimmy, you too my friend. ~L
P.U Stinkenbaum
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7 posted 06-17-2017 08:40 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

quote:
"All he left was the faint smell of turds, nothing more or less
Ha-ha! You're a RIOT Lori Rhoden!

Here...let Tweety create a breeze for ya! He ain't scented mind you, but if ya got a buck, yer' 'doe' il' getcha a day's worth a' Glade!



Thanks for your two scents doll (which is all this screwball poetry is worth!! Ha-ha!  

See ya!  

Say 'hey' to my Pinky Poo! I've got a secret message for her, but she'll have to read my lips to decode it! Here it is:



Not to worry y'all...it's rated "Gee"  


Just out looking for the real me...

[This message has been edited by P.U Stinkenbaum (06-18-2017 02:42 AM).]

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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8 posted 06-17-2017 10:13 PM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Ah there you are PU! Jerry has returned as well. Don't be a stranger now. Miss Pinky is writing up a storm and I love reading your comments. ~L
JerryPat2
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Ahhh . . . It seems that you smelled PU out, Lori! Eh . . . All you had to do was smile and I found my way back.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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10 posted 06-18-2017 06:25 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

oh Jerry, ya big sweetie! ~L
 
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