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The Bride Wore Pank (and so did the grim!)

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P.U Stinkenbaum
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0 posted 05-23-2017 09:04 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

It began as a passing fancy,
or so it was described
A flash in the pan, Oh! Mercy!
Coming in, and then out like the tide

The years some said, would make a difference
when the boredom of time settles in
Surely, this love will have ended
twice as fast as it did begin

So wished those of envious displeasure,
with ears full of septic-like waste
Lips that could make crystal shatter
and tongues layered with a vulgar distaste

To dispatch these rogues of their language,
would to me be like swatting a fly
But as the tin cans followed behind us,
it was sweeter just to tell them good-bye!


Narrator: "The story you've just read is true. The color was changed to protect the innocence of the bride...when nothing else would".  


Just out looking for the real me...
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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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1 posted 05-24-2017 06:13 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

PU,
You and your very creative titles! What a great poem to go with it too! I always love a good life lesson with my poetry and yours was mighty tasty. ~L
P.U Stinkenbaum
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2 posted 05-24-2017 12:54 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

So very many thanks Lori Rhoden! Your replies are always a pleasure to receive!  


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Poet In Pink
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3 posted 05-24-2017 04:28 PM       View Profile for Poet In Pink   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet In Pink

Hello Stinky   Catchy lil' title ~ It's a fact...You can't please everybody ~ So no use trying! I can almost hear the faint din of the cans in the distance Enjoyed the read ~ Pinky
2islander2
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4 posted 05-24-2017 06:45 PM       View Profile for 2islander2   Email 2islander2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for 2islander2

mariage is like a bank i guess, you hide your values, and it makes jalous guys, difficult to be happy anyway


yann
P.U Stinkenbaum
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5 posted 05-25-2017 02:31 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

quote:
"I can almost hear the faint din of the cans in the distance..."
Hey you Pinky!!! You're supposed to be in the car!!!

Oh dear! Now I'll have to start all over!

Just out looking for the real me...

P.U Stinkenbaum
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6 posted 05-25-2017 02:36 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

quote:
"marriage is like a bank"
It sure is yann...and mine just went belly-up!

"Pinky"! Oh Pink-ky"!

(I gotta have this Tux back by 2pm!)

Just out looking for the real me...

Poet In Pink
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7 posted 05-25-2017 03:51 PM       View Profile for Poet In Pink   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet In Pink

Stinky? Moi? In the car? Fine time to tell me!!  lol I think you must of bumped your head!  lol  Pinky
P.U Stinkenbaum
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8 posted 05-25-2017 04:40 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum


"Dear Ann Landers

My Pinky-pink-pink finally showed up at ten to four and the tux had to be back at 2. All the cans were covered in road rash and I won't be able to reuse any of the string! And what's worse, now I have to sweep up all the rice-a-roni and forfeit my deposit on the 'do-it-yourself' matrimony kit!

Have mercy Ann and tell me what to do"!

Signed,

Poor, downtrodden, and crestfallen Phineas.  

Just out looking for the real me...
 
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