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P.U Stinkenbaum
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0 posted 2017-05-22 12:53 PM


Turning a few words
Flipping them like a flapjack
With extra butter

Today's money-saving tip: Save on syrup by using previous customers plate!   


Just out looking for the real me...

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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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1 posted 2017-05-22 06:39 AM


Nothing like flapjacks!
They will always hit the spot
swimming in syrup.

P.U Stinkenbaum
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2 posted 2017-05-22 06:42 PM


So happy you enjoy my bill of fare Lori Rhoden! I like to make 'em thick and gooey sometimes with fresh maple syrup right from the trees.

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3 posted 2017-05-22 09:25 PM


Hello Stinky Careful of that extra butter....Bad for your cholesterol! And your boyish figure!  ha ha  Enjoyed ~ Pinky
P.U Stinkenbaum
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4 posted 2017-05-23 02:06 AM


Oh Pinky Poo! Have you been peeking in on me too?
Well, as long as you're here (don't you know you turn my dismal little diner into a Parisian Cafe'!), pull up a stool and I'll grill up some cakes that'll make your hair stand on end!

Will ya be using Lori Rhoden's plate Pinky Pie, or would ya like a fresh one? She didn't leave ya much slurple on her plate though, so, um...like that'll cost ya an extra buck an' a quarter. Say Pinky! I jes' thought of somethin'! How'd ya like to have all the cakes you can eat fer' free? A singin' waitress could give the joint a lotta class!

Floozy, er, I mean Flossy here is retiring soon, as soon as she can stop moving that is!              

How are ya in a skirt that's about 4 feet above the knee? Could be a partnership in it for ya! Ya got my number...right Pinky? My palate-pleasing princess of pink!       


Just out looking for the real me...

2islander2
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5 posted 2017-05-24 06:33 PM


you made me hungry, very nice poem


yann

P.U Stinkenbaum
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6 posted 2017-05-24 09:45 PM


Another flapjack fan! YaY! Thanks so much yann!

Next time you come in I'll whip you up one of our special 'Slurple S'yann-wiches'! So good they'll have you running off to the French Foreign Legion just for the food!

Come again...and bring all your friends!     


Just out looking for the real me...

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7 posted 2017-05-27 06:12 PM


Pancakes make me sick
My mother made them gooey
They stuck to the ribs!

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