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P.U Stinkenbaum
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A Not So Stealthy Bomber


0 posted 05-04-2017 03:10 AM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

A "businessman", mama called me,
when at the age of eight..
I loaded out with Root Beer, some ice,
and an old crate

At ten I was selling garden seeds,
and "White Cloverine Brand Salve"
My big mistake was selling ties,
those that belonged to dad!

Come twelve, I peddled ice cream,
and spotted bowling pins
The gals would often tip me,
if their bowling team would win!

These days I'm writing poetry
and I'll give you a great deal
Someday they'll be quite valuable
Right now they're a real steal!

Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...

© Copyright 2017 Phineas Ulysses Stinkenbaum - All Rights Reserved
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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1 posted 05-04-2017 09:06 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Phineas,
Did you perhaps sell used cars? Ice cubes to Eskomos? This poem sells itself. ~L
JerryPat2
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2 posted 05-04-2017 11:01 AM       View Profile for JerryPat2   Email JerryPat2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JerryPat2's Home Page   View IP for JerryPat2

I'm saving your poems you post here, not gonna be caught short when they become collectors items.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

P.U Stinkenbaum
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A Not So Stealthy Bomber


3 posted 05-04-2017 06:20 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

quote:
"Phineas,
Did you perhaps sell used cars? Ice cubes to Eskimos"?
Ah! Lori Rhoden! You see right through my little game, don't you! I've sold many things to many people and I've got the rap sheet to prove it!

Thanks so much for your playful reply!  


Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...
P.U Stinkenbaum
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4 posted 05-04-2017 06:25 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

Hey there Mr. Bolton! Coming from you, that's a real compliment!

I plan to release a "Poetry Dart Board" game soon. It's my answer to 'Magnetic Poetry"!

Thanks so much for your visit and your good humor!


Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...
Poet In Pink
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5 posted 05-21-2017 07:15 PM       View Profile for Poet In Pink   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet In Pink

Just me again Stinky Heard there was a big sale going on and thought I would see what all the commotion was about!!!  Aha! The cat is out of the bag now! You started your silver tongued devil days at the ripe age of 8!!  Explains everything now  lol  Most enjoyable read ~ Pinky
P.U Stinkenbaum
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6 posted 05-21-2017 11:01 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

quote:
"your silver tongued devil days"
Oh Pinky-pink-pink! If I have a "silver-tongue" my poetically pinkish princess, yours is solid gold!

(By the way Pinky...how ya fixed 'fer salve?)

And thanks for your own cute comment! I do so enjoy fun company, but I must warn you...rumors spread quick around here. Sometimes I have to slip out of one hat and into another. But most know my haberdasher by now. There's really nowhere to hide!

See ya!      

Just out looking for the real me...

Poet In Pink
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Oh Stinky Stink Stink...Your reply doth make me chortle Let me assure you there is no need for a warning ~ I am far from easy prey and quite capable of handling wagging tongues lol  I am always up for a good game of bantering dear sir   Thanks for the inside fact of your hat fetish ~ Just as long as you have enough heads to fit them you'll be ok  ha ha  Ciao ~ Pinky
P.U Stinkenbaum
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8 posted 05-22-2017 06:58 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

Hey you Pinky!

You're not 'pretty pink prey' stranded on the Moors and I'm not the "Hound of the Baskervilles", though some do say my face is a rough recollection of the same! I'm just tryin' to peddle a little 'salve' and sell some 'poetry with potential'...that's all.

By the way, when did you first notice that I was crazy about you?  


Just out looking for the real me...
Poet In Pink
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9 posted 05-22-2017 09:12 PM       View Profile for Poet In Pink   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet In Pink

Stinky ~ Surely you jest...Ha Ha  Your antics tickle me! Pinky  
P.U Stinkenbaum
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10 posted 05-23-2017 04:49 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

“Tickle ~ tickle ~ tickle…”  “Stinky.”  “Tickle ~ tickle ~ tickle…” Stinky”! “Aw Pinky! Just one more little tickle here and...” "KaPOw!!"

"ooOhh...! Owwww! Whew! That's quite the percolatin' punch ya got there Pinky! I think I lost a couple of teeth!

Well then, I guess we can rule out tickling in the area of me entertaining you my prize-fightin' pinkish puncher! Jeepers! What a wallop! I think I'm in love!      


Just out looking for the real me...
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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!


11 posted 06-05-2017 08:39 PM       View Profile for Alison   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alison

You made me smile.

A
2islander2
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12 posted 06-08-2017 10:26 PM       View Profile for 2islander2   Email 2islander2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for 2islander2

Hi PU, this is excellent for me, memories and smiles, and looking at poetry with such humanity, what a lovely reading
yann
Lori Grosser Rhoden
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13 posted 06-09-2017 06:45 AM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Hey PU,
If you ever drop by this way again, I wrote a poem for you. "What's That Smell" You might want to check it out. ~L
 
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