Watersking with Tidy-Bowl Man
Oh! Those little ladies from Hades
don't they make you smile?
They tease you and they please you
knowing full well, all the while
That your manhood is no grander,
then when they start to philander
and the cash you saved for mama
And when their deeds are done
it's off to 'daddy' they'll run
and he'll help then to relieve them
of their share
Yes, those little ladies from Hades
they're always on the go
and they're always glad to see you
come the wind, the rains, or snow!
Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...