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P.U Stinkenbaum
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I don't remember EVER...being still!!
Bug-eyed and vibrating, I'd speak with a shrill!
Biting the bark off of mom's bonsai tree,
was just one of the things that would satisfy me!

Now though, I'm different, much to mom's delight,
I'm calm and reserved, and I no longer bite!
The latest on bonsai, is it's doing alright,
and I no longer twitch, scratch, or shriek!

A boy now of 20, I've sure learned plenty,
about how the birds live with bees.
I've a girl of my own, we read Rolling Stone,
and a four-wheeler jeep if you please!

But when time comes for bak'n, I start-a-shak'n,
push'n, claw'n, an' shov'n!
The Stork's on his way to our house today,
TO DELIVER THE ONE IN THE OVEN!!!


Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...
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JerryPat2
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Looking back on the day that was and forging ahead.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

P.U Stinkenbaum
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2 posted 04-09-2017 01:11 PM       View Profile for P.U Stinkenbaum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for P.U Stinkenbaum

Thanks Mr. Bolton...Just a little Sunday silliness. I ain't anywhere near 20. Blame it on the Naked Grape.  

Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...

[This message has been edited by P.U Stinkenbaum (04-09-2017 02:17 PM).]

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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Remembering the excitement of those times (and wondering now how the hell I did it)being so young. Too young to have any idea all the things I needed to know. ~L
2islander2
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life teach us personale how to become, and sometimes to change, but we never forget who we are and what we can, this is so good to read this PU

yann
P.U Stinkenbaum
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Thanks yann for your kind comments!

Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...

P.U Stinkenbaum
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Thank you Lori Rhoden. Young mothers (very young) always have a tough row to hoe. Your trials speak volumes with respect for your character and willingness to do what had to be done.

May your rewards be many.

Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...

 
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