Watersking with Tidy-Bowl Man
I don't remember EVER...being still!!
Bug-eyed and vibrating, I'd speak with a shrill!
Biting the bark off of mom's bonsai tree,
was just one of the things that would satisfy me!
Now though, I'm different, much to mom's delight,
I'm calm and reserved, and I no longer bite!
The latest on bonsai, is it's doing alright,
and I no longer twitch, scratch, or shriek!
A boy now of 20, I've sure learned plenty,
about how the birds live with bees.
I've a girl of my own, we read Rolling Stone,
and a four-wheeler jeep if you please!
But when time comes for bak'n, I start-a-shak'n,
push'n, claw'n, an' shov'n!
The Stork's on his way to our house today,
TO DELIVER THE ONE IN THE OVEN!!!
Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...