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A Letter to Santa

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Cari
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0 posted 01-08-2017 09:26 AM       View Profile for Cari   Email Cari   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Cari


A Letter to Santa
(After Christmas)
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Santa, I didn’t write, Dear
Cos you’re not and that’s super clear
I've been very good,
Well, the best that I could
And did you deliver? No fear

I ate all my greens
Yuky porridge and beans
Without ever once being sick
Even hugged Uncle Walter
And his cross eyed daughter
She really deserved to be kicked

Ignoring the wart on her nose
I kissed my old Auntie Rose
Said ‘Thank you’ and ‘Please’
Scrubbed my elbows and knees
And still I couldn’t satisfy you

I wanted a dog
Or a green jumping frog
A tortoise or even a cat
Not a red winter coat
You horrid old scroat
Clumpy shoes and a yuky old hat

As for you, you know what I think?
You’re horrible, nasty and stink
I don’t want to know
Feed you’re reindeer's with snow
Jump in to your sack, disappear
And don’t bother coming next year

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JerryPat2
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1 posted 01-08-2017 10:22 AM       View Profile for JerryPat2   Email JerryPat2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JerryPat2's Home Page   View IP for JerryPat2

Heh.Heh I wrote a similar letter many years ago. I truly think we can do without old Santa, besides I think he takes sexual congress with the reindeer, Rudolph in particular.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

2islander2
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2 posted 01-09-2017 11:23 AM       View Profile for 2islander2   Email 2islander2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for 2islander2

this is fun, santa is not a saint when we grow up, thanks a lot for the lucky smiles
yann

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3 posted 01-11-2017 08:38 PM       View Profile for Marchmadness   Email Marchmadness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marchmadness

Cute poem.
mvvenkataraman
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The rhyme attracts me
The poet has writing power
Nice placement of words
A feast to the mind really.

mvvenkataraman
 
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