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Bedtime Story.

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Cari
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Englnand


0 posted 12-11-2016 12:57 PM       View Profile for Cari   Email Cari   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Cari


That summer in England was a bit of a lie
Two days in June and three in July
August a joke, September was worse
Even the saintly muttered and cursed
~
Norman, blessed with money he’d won
On a flea bitten nag at two hundred to one
Escaped from the misery, the murk, and the rain
Took his knees for a touch up in Spain
~
Dark eyed Senorita's, the wine and the Pizza’s
Set his testosterone up to a dangerous rate
He drowned his ardour in ten pints of lager
Set his sights on acquiring a mate
~
The nightly dance would be his main chance
Of love, and all he could wangle
On his chest, stuck on hair, his nipp’s laid bare
Round his neck, a medallion, left to dangle
~
He spotted her there on a bar side chair
His randy heart thumping with passion
Shy and demure, full of beckoning allure
Supping brandy, like it was going out of fashion
~
They waltzed and they tangoed
Jived and Fandangoed
On leaving she slipped him a note
"Heaven for thee, waits in room twenty three
Don’t worry about wearing a coat"
~
He opened the door at twenty past one
Slipped into the bed to sample some fun
Oh! God wrong door, wrong bed, wrong dame
‘Wow! This is a surprise but I’m glad that you came’
~
“Dear boy please don’t go
I’ll slip out of my nightie
Though I’m past eighty three
You’ll find me quite sprightly”
~
Well, we best leave it there
There is no more to tell
But isn’t a voice sighing
“Aw shucks, what the hell”

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Ari Squire
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In The Phallus Lane


1 posted 12-11-2016 01:10 PM       View Profile for Ari Squire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ari Squire

"Heaven for thee, waits in room twenty-three"

Lot's of chuckles throughout. Skillfully penned.

(Quirks-Senorita for "Senoreta" and lager for "larger".)


Loving Linny Jean is poetry.
JerryPat2
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2 posted 12-11-2016 01:14 PM       View Profile for JerryPat2   Email JerryPat2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JerryPat2's Home Page   View IP for JerryPat2

I loved it! I was expecting a husband to answer the door. Heh.Heh

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

2islander2
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since 03-12-2008
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by the sea


3 posted 12-11-2016 05:14 PM       View Profile for 2islander2   Email 2islander2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for 2islander2

I will call that some misfortune, we often missed something specially when love miss us, nice and smiling  reading
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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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4 posted 12-11-2016 08:33 PM       View Profile for Lori Grosser Rhoden   Email Lori Grosser Rhoden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lori Grosser Rhoden

Wow! That was great fun to read! Made me chuckle.~L
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


5 posted 12-11-2016 08:50 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

so many funny lines in this one, my knee is sore from all the slapping... love a funny poem
 
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