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Daddy Goose38
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obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2016-11-27 07:57 AM



The Mating Call

What is the mating call of the wild Canadian?
Maybe Jjote or the RCMP can tell us?

Fertilized scrambled eggs, please.

Jaime

Elvis is coming again

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Boomer Styles
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1 posted 2016-11-27 01:19 PM


Ice cream may not have any bones, but the sound of it being spooned resonates at the same frequency as the wild Canadian mating call.

One ladle serves the soup that feeds the mouths of the many.

Daddy Goose38
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obama's a rice paper tiger
2 posted 2016-11-27 03:45 PM


We are the RCMP and we are throwing you in jaid for 50 years hard labour which will consist of hauling five thousand pound blocks of ice by hand to aboriginal communities in the North to help relieve the ice shortage in the middle of January caused by melting polar bears.
Rex Allen McCoy
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3 posted 2016-11-27 07:40 PM


You have to cross the border to hear it and once you do, it's all over... your Goose is cooked
Boomer Styles
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4 posted 2016-11-27 11:39 PM


I'll go peacefully, I know when I'm 'licked'! How long will you have me on 'ice'?

One ladle serves the soup that feeds the mouths of the many.

Daddy Goose38
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5 posted 2016-11-28 08:46 AM


So I see tha JJote isn't laughing, in fact, she isn't reading replying.  Why isn't Jjote laughing?  She has to be laughing?  Wy doesn't she start laughing?  This poem was written to make jjote start laughing. Why isn't .... he he he Jaime
Elvis is coming again.

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