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Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
More Hatred Don't you just HATE the Kansas City Chiefs? Make no Mistake: This poem is about HATRED, man, HATRED. Don't be like little Jaqui, what she says; Put a little HATE in your heart! I have always hated the Chiefs. Even when I was little I always hated the Chiefs. Even when I was a mere baby I hated the Chiefs. In fact, Even before I was even born I hated the Chiefs. Even before my parents had sex I hated the Chiefs. Even before they had sex they hated the chiefs. Even in my past lif, When I was a cockroach, I hated the Chiefs. In fact, all cockroaches have hated and do hate the Chiefs. My spelling teacher whas a cockroach distdiaguised as a Chief. Now think about it. What has a Chief ever done for you? Why nothing. Where was a Chief when you needed him? Why, nowhere! Now here are some Chief jokes: What do they call a Chief nursery school? What happens when a Chief tries to post something on Pip? How do you tell if a Chief is on your computer? Using your online account, etc? What do they call a Chiefs restaurant? How many Chiefs can sit on the head of a pen? What's the difference between a Chiefand ... How many Chief does it take to ... Why can't the Chiefs have sex? What does a Chief have for breakfast? (assuming it isn't sex) What does a Chief do when he's not on television? What if you happen to be married to a Chief? Like you can't communicate with him when the television is on Because he's yelling all the time? And he won't let you change the channel? How can you smell a Chief to high heaven From as far away as Denver? What is a Chief thinking When he thinks he can get on top of a bucking Bronco? Does he realize what will happen to him if he tries that? What if your kid "comes out" of a Burgerking To tell you he is now a Chief? What will this scandal do to your family?What will this scandal do to your marriage? What would the neighbors say? What would the papers say? What if teenage daughter runs off with a Chief? What if Husband gets pregnant by a Chief? What if, to do this, A chief has to get on top of Husband? Would you be so chicken as to not fight the Chief and get him off of husband? What would this scandal do to your marriage? And need I remind you it doesn't say in the Bible that, on the enth day God created the Chiefs. Well okay I haven't read all of it so I don't actually really know, but ... This shoes I mean shows that even god hated the chiefs. He didn''t even bother to create them. The for The Chiefs are not one of the creatures That creepeth and liveth and moveth on the Earth. Therefore the Chiefs don't even exist. In fact not only do the Chiefs not exist but not even their non-existence exists. And not even the non-existence of their non-existence, Not even even that, does not exist. In fact, the non-existence of their non-existence of their non-existence is nothing. In fact, not even their nothingness of their nothingness of their nothingness of their nothingness of their nothingness ... (he fades into the pink background). Jaime Obama is coming again. |
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Go Chiefs! ...just bein' Bluesy |
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