Open Poetry #49 |
What the Government Doesn't Want you to Know |
Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
What the Government Doesn't Want you to Know The government doesn't want you to know Who really shot Jack Ruby in 1963. The government wants children to be taught Only the official government version of history. The goverment doesn't want you to know That they have a sooper secret alein spaceship At Reich-patterson AFB in Ohio. Because the government knows if this were to be revealed There would be a panic. The government doesn't want you know That the drug companies are putting poisons in the food supply So they can controll the minds of the people And make them think they are sick So they will see more doctors and get more drugs So greedy corporations can make more evil proffits. The government doesn't want you to know That the CIA is shooting radar rays Through your television set to contrll your mind And making you watch Fox News and listen to Mark Levin. They don't want you to know That turning off your television won't help, because the governments controlls that, too. The governments doesn want you to know That it can find out about your sex life by making you watch flashing traffic lights; And they don't want you to know That turning out the lights won't stop them from finding out. Because the can see you in the dark. The government knows what you are reading Because ultra ultra mini cameras are imbedded in all books That can take your picture without you even knowing it And that the info colected Goes into a secret data base run by the FBI. That's all I have so far. I'm calling the government Monday To see what else they have. I have to go. Because the vibrations from the planet Mars are killing me. Nurse? ... ... Nurse? .. Why isn't my birthday suit hanging in the closet??? Jaime |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
b.s. ~*~ When they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Jaime, me thinks you are listening to Coast to Coast, an interesting radio show. But some of this does indeed go too far. So me thinks you are being a bit sarcastic. Enjoyed your morning puns. Best to you Jo. |
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RedStoneEB Senior Member
since 2003-06-08
Posts 772uk |
i was having a debate about things governments don't want us to know, say like we suddenly found out aliens are real vampires myths legends i don't think it would actually change the way the human world functions in the few mins after learning it you'd still have to go to work and still need money and everything else it would just be something new to talk about. |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Jaime,who is Mark Levin? . And your birthday suit is rolled up in your tin foil hat, silly man. Ali |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Smiling at you and your wit, Jamie. Mark Levin is an interesting commentator...but with most celebrity personnel...I still wonder who gave them the authority to tell me how to think... But you, sir, always think for yourself. |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
What? Your b-day suit hasn't come back from the cleaners yet? I'll call them, immediately!! I periodically listen to Levine, and a few others, and like all in or out of the gov., take them with a grain of salt. Oh, just heard back from the cleaners - the boss man there said they returned it the other day and he knows you got it because he saw you, through the living room window, "prancing" around in it... That was more than I wanted to know, so I hung up on him... enjoyed , my friend, j. |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Jimmy, I laughed. 👀 A |
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