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Daddy Goose38
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0 posted 2015-02-08 08:15 PM



What the Government Doesn't Want you to Know


The government doesn't want you to know
Who really shot Jack Ruby in 1963.
The government wants children to be taught
Only the official government version of history.
The goverment doesn't want you to know
That they have a sooper secret alein spaceship
At Reich-patterson AFB in Ohio.
Because the government knows if this were to be revealed
There would be a panic.
The government doesn't want you know
That the drug companies are putting poisons in the food supply
So they can controll the minds of the people
And make them think they are sick
So they will see more doctors and get more drugs
So greedy corporations can make more evil proffits.
The government doesn't want you to know
That the CIA is shooting radar rays
Through your television set to contrll your mind
And making you watch Fox News and listen to Mark Levin.
They don't want you to know
That turning off your television won't help,
because the governments controlls that, too.
The governments doesn want you to know
That it can find out about your sex life
by making you watch flashing traffic lights;
And they don't want you to know
That turning out the lights
won't stop them from finding out.
Because the can see you in the dark.
The government knows what you are reading
Because ultra ultra mini cameras are imbedded in all books
That can take your picture without you even knowing it
And that the info colected
Goes into a secret data base run by the FBI.

That's all I have so far.
I'm calling the government Monday
To see what else they have.
I have to go.
Because the vibrations from the planet Mars are killing me.

Nurse? ... ... Nurse? ..
Why isn't my birthday suit hanging in the closet???

Jaime    

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JerryPat2
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1 posted 2015-02-08 09:23 PM


b.s.

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latearrival
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2 posted 2015-02-09 08:43 AM


Jaime, me thinks you are listening to Coast to Coast, an interesting radio show. But some of this does indeed go too far. So me thinks you are being a bit sarcastic. Enjoyed your morning puns. Best to you Jo.
RedStoneEB
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3 posted 2015-02-09 10:48 AM


i was having a debate about things governments don't want us to know, say like we suddenly found out aliens are real vampires myths legends i don't think it would actually change the way the human world functions in the few mins after learning it you'd still have to go to work and still need money and everything else it would just be something new to talk about.


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4 posted 2015-03-19 11:48 PM


Jaime,who is Mark Levin?   . And your birthday suit is rolled up in your tin foil hat, silly man.

Ali

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5 posted 2015-03-20 01:32 PM


Smiling at you and your wit, Jamie. Mark Levin is an interesting commentator...but with most celebrity personnel...I still wonder who gave them the authority to tell me how to think...

But you, sir, always think for yourself.

jwesley
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6 posted 2015-03-20 04:56 PM


What?  Your b-day suit hasn't come back from the cleaners yet?  I'll call them, immediately!!

I periodically listen to Levine, and a few others, and like all in or out of the gov., take them with a grain of salt.

Oh, just heard back from the cleaners - the boss man there said they returned it the other day and he knows you got it because he saw you, through the living room window, "prancing" around in it...

That was more than I wanted to know, so I hung up on him...


enjoyed , my friend,

j.

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7 posted 2015-03-20 08:24 PM


Jimmy,

I laughed.  👀

A

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