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Open Poetry #49

The Cat Race

Daddy Goose38
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since 2010-09-04

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obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2015-01-29 08:07 PM

The cat Race

Cat has 5 (five) kats.
Because they are all Kats,
Cat's Kats are in the cat race
As opposed to the lobster race
or the dog race or the hourse race.
Anyway, since her Kats are in the Cat race,
Maybe some of them are racing Kats,
That is, not only are they racing cats
But they are also in the Kat race.
If two cats, being in the Kat race, are racing,
Then we could say the cat race is also
racing against the kat races; that is,
The cat race is racing.
And if two cats belonging
To different subraces of the kat race race,
That would be the racing of the kat races.

The cat race
Thinks is is supperior to the mouse race,
since mouses can not mew or purr or hiss.
They can not jump and curl up
All warm and cuddly in your lap.
So despised are the mouses of the mouse race,
That not even vets will see them.
Cats love to start the mouses of the mouse race racing
by torturing them with cheeses
and they racing after them.

Mouse in my mousse, please.
Anyway, that's all.
Next time I'll talk about the chicken race,
The frog race, the dog race
and the rat race.

Jaime

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