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On the Half Shell
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On the Half Shell |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana 
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 Here's to the oyster so sweet, For a snack they can't be beat. They are plump on the half shell, And make things important swell. Your lady will be so proud, She'll keep her head in the cloud. If that lady is your wife, Oysters will tend to her strife. Even if she's sterile you see, Eat oysters she'll conceive with glee. Lead in your pencil they say, Oysters will help you to stay. If they give you ruled paper write sideways. |
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BluesSerenade Member Patricius
since 2001-10-23
Posts 10549By the Seaside |
ok then |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
right. If they give you ruled paper write sideways. |
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EmmaRose Senior Member
since 2011-03-02
Posts 1376Midwest |
hey thanks for the juicy tidbit  |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
You got it Emma, thank you for reading . . . If they give you ruled paper write sideways. |
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Redstart Senior Member
since 2014-05-16
Posts 535 |
Not knocking your poem, but oysters are the most over-rated, semi-edible food man ever swallowed. Never was tabasco sauce or lemon more neeeded. |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
That is your opinion, Redstart. If they give you ruled paper write sideways. |
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Redstart Senior Member
since 2014-05-16
Posts 535 |
Oh, and I stay just fine without them.(winks) |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Wink at the girls not at me. If they give you ruled paper write sideways. |
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