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Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

0 posted 2014-02-21 06:11 PM

Why are petty things
so irksome?

We pride ourselves
on having
a modicum
of decorum
tolerance and
understanding

Yet and until
some small thread
is nit picked
away from us

creating a
lumbar dislocation
in a dromedary

and we flip out

Pet peeves
lie dormant

Waiting for
their buttons
to be pushed

They wait for
perfect storms
of irritation
situations
to unleash
their beasts

gnashing of teeth
unintelligible grumbling
accelerated into a
grit toothed roar

one of my quirks of irk
is a habit of my daughter
whose untimely birth
has made her a teenager

Her body is slim and lithe
and oft is wont to occupy
my recliner

I’m willing to share
It’s only a chair

But she leaves the darn thing
all laid out and back
and there is a knack
to folding it up
if you’re not in it

And wouldn’t you know
every time she does it
I swear
(and then)
I promise myself
I’ll have her
put it back
again

Ironically
she is
“otherwise occupied”
and I’m not
willing to wait
on the lil’ stinker
just to sit in my chair

So by now
I’m sure you’ve guessed
what happened when
I bent over my recliner
to pull it upright
so I could sit

But upon standing
I noticed “things”
were tight a bit

Oh my gawd,
I got my panties
in a wad

LGR©2/21/13

JerryPat2
Member Laureate

since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

1 posted 2014-02-21 06:23 PM

Yeah. I saw that coming, i.e., from the title. You are so adept, Lori, at giving your poetry, whether it be romantic, dark, or humorous, your "Lori" quirks. This one, which had me smiling and chuckling aloud from time to time, is proof of what I say. Enjoyed!

~*~ It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. ~*~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

2 posted 2014-02-21 06:30 PM

I'm sure my daughter won't appreciate this quirk as much as you Jerry. Nope. Not at all.
Forget spanking, forget grounding, forget using guilt trips. I say go with good old fashioned passive agressive embarrassment!

Lori

JerryPat2
Member Laureate

since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

3 posted 2014-02-21 06:38 PM

Hah! You betcha! Yes indeed.

~*~ It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. ~*~

Bluesy Socrateaser
Member Elite

since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

4 posted 2014-02-21 07:14 PM

Likely a sight better than a plumber's crack.

You documented it all fit and proper with an extraordinary climax.

...Marsha

...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

5 posted 2014-02-21 07:23 PM

ROFLMAF!!! 'Teaser! I can't get that image out of my mind!!! Too funny
Lori

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

6 posted 2014-02-22 02:58 AM

It's probably better not to wear any panties if you have teenagers. They are always in a wad.

Ida

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

7 posted 2014-02-22 06:45 AM

Ha Ha HA! Ida. OMG! My dear woman, I can't believe you said that! That is hysterial and yet very wise. You made my Day Ida, Bless your heart!

Lori

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