Forgive me, Father, for I Have Sined
Forgive me, Father, for I have sined.
Like yesterday I consumed a figure of Santa’s claws
Made entirely of chocolate.
And just the other day,
I ate a roast chicken and two cartons
Of chocolate peanut butter ice cream----
But, you see, I had to eat the ice cream
so it wouldn’t melt,
And it had to get eaten by somebody so I ate it.
Go ahead and send me to the other place
Because that’s where all my friends are, I mean,
Who wants to just sit on a cloud
And play the harp?
But I won’t do this again until next year
Which starts January 1st.