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Open Poetry #48

a stupid joke

2islander2
Member Ascendant

since 2008-03-12

Posts 6825
by the sea

0 posted 2013-11-30 08:35 AM

I entered this hairdressing salon,
Doubtless unique in France,
We are put on in front of the sea
In front of boats, we are ready to embark,

After a shampoo on massaging armchair
With a view of the small boats,
We feel relaxed,
Ready to be taken in hand by a professional.

Feeling confident
I dared to take out the joke
That inspired me my escapade:
" What is the difference between a psychopath and a hairdresser? "
A little bit worried, the hairdresser looked at me.

I then made my show :
" The psychopath goes to the hairdresser,when the hairdresser does not go to the psychopath ",
The hairdresser taken by a doubt
In pouted and sits ..

Then brave, she finished my hair cutting
And without hairdresser's rancor,
She declared:
" You are beautiful as a rowboat
What in Brittany, is the most beautiful compliments.
" You go to make me capsize, stop "

When scissors stopped,
I was proud and calmed,
I had taken out my silly joke,
What is sign of virility, I guess ..

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

1 posted 2013-12-11 04:41 AM

I don't get the joke but I enjoyed the poem, yann.
Ida

Margherita
Member Seraphic

since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

2 posted 2013-12-11 06:31 AM

I imagined the scene and enjoyed it. A hairdresser knows her chickens!

Forcedly they become psychologists to a certain degree and learn how to treat psychopaths (those of a kind heart will be safe with them!)

Margherita

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