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Daddy Goose38
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obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2012-03-28 06:11 PM



How to Tell the Good ones

If he doesn't get goose bumps
whenever your're around
don't get mixed up with him.
Goose bumps is the way to tell
the good ones from the bad.
This can be stated in Orwellian terms as:

Two legs good but goose bumps best.
This has been scientifically tested by me.
I so designed the study
that it showed exactly what I wanted it to.
Talk about experimenter bias!
This poem was completely made up by me
while busily air-drying out from the shower.

Jaime

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Daddy Goose38
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obama's a rice paper tiger
1 posted 2012-03-28 06:46 PM


Or, put another way,
Children get mumps
And gooses get bumps.

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