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Wee Elf 2010
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Wee Elf 2010 |
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Tim Senior Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 1794 |
Wee Elf was crying, a Wee Boo Hoo Hoo, The other elves asked, "What's wrong with Wee you?" "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts," cried Wee, "Please make it stop," Wee's wee elfin plea. The elves called out for Old St. Nick, "Please come quick, Wee Elf is sick," Santa came running, to check out poor Wee, What was the matter, what could it be? What was wrong with Elf so wee? Poor Wee he had a cavity. So Mrs. Claus and Santa too, Both knew what Wee had to do. To the dentist Wee Elf went, because the pain would not relent, Wee Elf's toothache was hardly wee, It hurt Wee bad, as bad can be. Wee Elf in pain, full of despair. As he sat in dentist's chair, The dentist said, "Wee open wide," With Wee so scared, Wee nearly cried. The dentist completed his Wee mouth inspection, Lurking inside, a Wee tooth infection. Too much candy, for an elf so Wee, That was the cause, of Wee's wee cavity. The dentist said, " Wee needs a filling, I need to do some Wee tooth drilling, First a shot, to pain appease," Wee Elf screamed, "no needle please!" Mrs. Claus took Wee Elf's hand, and said wee friend, "I understand, I know the needle is really scary, But to end your pain it's necessary." "Close your eyes, and think of toys, That you make for good girls and boys," Wee did just that, and lo and behold, The wee shot was over, Wee elf was then told. All of the sudden, Wee pain was no more, Wee Elf was happy, wee mouth was not sore, Wee shouted out in Wee Elf elation, "That's what I call, transcen "dental" medication." Wee cavity fixed, Wee jumped in the sleigh, Back to the toy shop, there was no time to play, For Christmas was looming, with toys yet to build, To the very tip top, Santa's sleigh must be filled. All of the elves, including Wee Elf, Filled every nook, every cranny and shelf, to the top with new toys, clear to the brim, Even a toy, for some old guy named Tim. As for Santa's list, a toy for each name, dolls, balls and x-boxes, and for Connie a game, And as a reward, each elf did receive, A piece of Mrs. Claus' fudge, to enjoy Christmas Eve. Mrs. Claus' fudge, the ultimate elf treat, Not a thing in the world, Wee would rather eat, But Wee Elf declined, as Wee hung his wee head, "Could I please have, a wee carrot instead?" Mrs. Claus said, "take the fudge Wee, I tried a new recipe, the fudge is sugar free." Wee took a wee bite, and said "Yummy, yummy, This fudge tastes great in my wee Elfin tummy. Wee Elf was happy, as happy can be, Fudge and no dentist, how great can life be? So when Santa Claus left on his Christmas Eve flight, Wee Elf smiled, and yelled, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Wee night!" |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Lots of wee, wee going on there Tim! Merry Christmas to you and your Rose. Printed this for Christmas Eve reading for the kids, they will love it! |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
This poem is so cute and just perfect for children. A great lesson to share with the little ones who are afraid of the dentist. Ida |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Wee's wee is wonderful...and I never stop grinning, when little Wee's tale gets 'round Tim's way o' spinning! Merry Christmas, my friend!  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Waaay too much wee time on your hands, Tim!! Wee wee chew a Merry Christmas!  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
A Wee Christmas to you, Tim - thanks for the Wee smiles.. |
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