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is the Sound of one Tung Wagging
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is the Sound of one Tung Wagging |
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Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
What is the Sound of one Tung Wagging? How does one go to the bathroom Without going to the bathroom? Why, even a six-year-old knows the answer To this difficult philosophical problem. For example, He could go to the bathroom in the kitchen. He might go to the bathroom in the living room, or maybe behind the house. He could go to the kitchen in the closet. He might go to school in the living room, Or he might go to live in the schooling room. He might go to the backyard in the bedroom. He might go to the school room in the bedroom, And that way he wouldn’t have to get up every day. If all else fails He could, of course, go to the bathroom in his pants, or in bed. I have never heard of anyone who goes to bed in the bathroom. When I was little, I, myself, went to the bathroom at the piano, Sometimes in the car. This reverie was triggered when I read a story about a bird feeder. It mentioned some birdie things. There was a birdie bath and a birdie bathroom And presumably a place for birdies to feed. But then I wondered: Would a birdbrain recognize a birdie bathroom and that he has to go to the birdie bathroom? What would be a boy bird bathroom and a girl bird bathroom? What if birdie gets confused and goes to the wrong bathroom? Do they have birdie signs To direct birdies to the proper birdie things? What if a boy bird accidently uses the girl bird facility? What if a birdie ends up going to the bathroom in the birdie bath? Even worse, what if a birdie goes to the bathroom in the birdie feed? Because, when he decides he wants birdie dinner, All his food would be … uh … never mind. And for dinner he would have to eat his own … uh … never mind. Where do birds go to the bathroom Before humans decided to build bathrooms for them? Does Nature provide natural birdie bathrooms? How big are they? And what about bedrooms, cars and hospitals for birdies? Oh … I forgot … some of them can fly, some just waddle. What about Thanksgiving from the turkey point of view? How would you like to get ground up by gizzards And get beaten up by drumsticks? Perhaps in my lifetime the turkeys will decide they have finally had enough. Have you been making too many trips to the closet? This was written to make EBM erupt into spasms of hysterically uncontrollable, involuntary irreverent laughter. And everybody else too. “-------)` |
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Eusta B. Mae Senior Member
since 2010-05-03
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hahahahahhahaahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahhhahahahahahahahaahahhahahhahhahahhaahhaahha SweetDaddy! Happy Thanksgiving to you too! Keep me laughing like that and they're going to lock me up in the looney bin!   EBM |
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