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Party Radar |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(The wait is finally over!!! Thanks, y'all, for being so patient with me over these past several years, as I've been amidst a major transformation, and then proceeding to find the time to write with my effervescent appreciation of existence! I truly feel I'm at the top of my game again, and I'm ushering my first brand new post of the decade with a crazy bang! Enjoy!  ) Party Radar By: Lisping Hibiscus 7/26/10 (Boobity-Boohbah, Hum-A-Dee-Humbah, Jumbah Zumbah, Zing Zing Zingbah! My Synesthesantennae’s pickin’ up, some khacki-wacky signals, from an astronaut diaper mile away… …on my Party Radar… …I’ll just slip on these Chanel Lace Shades... ...kick up those PHYLEA boots... and I’ll be there faster, than a Jamaican Bobsled team, coached by Father Bogle! Arrrrrrrruuuuuugggguuuuuuulllllllllaaaahhhhh!!!) . . . (Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!) Ravin' up the Party Radar! (Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Ricochetin' every signal off the Dog Star! (Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!) Ravin' up the Party Radar! (Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Shakin' my Leyden Jar to the pulse of the sabar! (Crankin' up the Party Radar!) I’m gonna mingle, shingle with a shimmy and a shake, bingle that jingle, all around my twenty-eight inch waist, I’ll be strummin’ the spirit stratocastic, won’t be stampin’ on my coaster brake, I’ll be bustin’ some bombastic gymnastics, shimmy-tangin’ this sonic steeplechase! (Rakaramba!) Global Ruckus, at the Stock Exchange! DJ Suqaey Date, wompin' up a sick mirthquake! Ooshkies, watch 'em swan dive down the Slip-N-Slide! Holy Rising Hemlines, they're already out of Astroglide! Dither that transmitter, slither ‘til your heart sonic booms! I’m scanning the horizon, fightin’ til the first sign of dawn looms! Drastic, erratic static, rheumatically pulses in my waist! Surrender to the velocity, cut that higher frequency to the chase! (Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!) Ravin' up the Party Radar! (Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Ricochetin' every signal off the Dog Star! (Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!) Ravin' up the Party Radar! (Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Shakin' my Leyden Jar to the pulse of the sabar! (Crankin' up the Party Radar!) Holy Heinrich Hertz, that’s genuine manzanilla! Let’s go skinny dippin’, and forge a Bumper Boat flotilla! Add a quart of Burning Man, with a pinch of Spinal Tap! Sporks and sushi, how’d I get tied up in saran wrap? On any given afternoon, I could explain the Laundau-Ginzberg theory, ask me how to straighten my collar now, I’d answer “P2C2E!” I’m having a synapse-collapse, must have been the Soramimi Soroche, I caught at the Mondegreenhouse, during the Katzenjammer’s Karaoke ‘Til You Kachinnate… (Give me a little Dubstep, with my Altern-8, what can I say, there's 808's, enbraided in my DNA! Grind some Venetian Snares, to that TB-303, dare to reverb the universe, with splicebreaked tomthumbfoolery!) Dither that transmitter, slither ‘til your heart sonic booms! I’m scanning the horizon, fightin’ til the first sign of dawn looms! Drastic, erratic static, rheumatically pulses in my waist! Surrender to the velocity, cut that higher frequency to the chase! (Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!) Ravin' up the Party Radar! (Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Ricochetin' every signal off the Dog Star! (Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!) Ravin' up the Party Radar! (Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Shakin' my Leyden Jar to the pulse of the sabar! (Crankin' up the Party Radar!) (Zozobra!) I'm riding rabbits, (\_/) (\_/) (\_/) (\_/) (\_/) (^_^) (^_^) (^_^) (^_^) (^_^) (___)O (___)O (___)O (___)O (___)O sensors jammin', ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☇☡☈ ☈☇☈ ☡☡ ☎ jackin' to the dirty bassline! Bristol Fashion, with a Glasgow Kiss, pitch shiftin' to the EMI! Laud the awed dégringolade, maraud the dance floor senseless! Starfish Prime Obstreperous! Gamma Ray Burst Treacherous! (Let’s Go Pachinko!) (ERROR!!!) (ERROR!!!) Party Radar Not Computing!!! (ERROR!!!) (ERROR!!!) Party Radar Overheating!!! (ERROR!!!) (ERROR!!!) Party Radar Malfunctioning!!! (My Doppler's gone yankeeyonkers! I'm discom-bebop-ulating!!!) . . . . . (Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha hee hee hee heh heh! I just realized, radar is a palindrome..... .....hee hee hoo hoo, palindromes... .....sums are not set, as a test on Erasmus... ...Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas... ...heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... ...are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era... ...hee heeeeeeeee, imma i p p p p p p sssss y y y y y y y y y y, t i p p p p p p p sssss y y y y y y y y y spppppyyyddddeerrrrr!!! . . . ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☇☡☈ ☈☇☈ ☡☡ ☎ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☇☡☈ ☈☇☈ ☡☡ ☎ (ERROR!!!) (ERROR!!!) Party Radar Not Computing!!! (ERROR!!!) (ERROR!!!) Party Radar Overheating!!! (ERROR!!!) (ERROR!!!) Party Radar Malfunctioning!!! (Bwrrrrr cack cack bleep bleep zzzttt!) Hoobalagah! Who’s up for Mondo Croquet? Stun that mullet, flex that gullet, and join the Blackout Brigade! I am breathin' faster, than the M25 Speedway! Call a spade a spade, and upstage your shadowplay! Dither that transmitter, slither ‘til your heart sonic booms! I’m scanning the horizon, fightin’ til the first sign of dawn looms! Drastic, erratic static, rheumatically pulses in my waist! Surrender to the velocity, cut that higher frequency to the chase! (Whrreeeeekkk zzzzzzttt bllllleeeeeeeep!) Shuttin' down the Party Radar! (Wheeeeeeeee bzzt bzzt whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!) Emitting every signal off the Dog Star! (Eeeeeeeeee cack-zap-cack-zzttt-bwwrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!) Crashin' the Party Radar! (Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!) Shakin' my Leyden Jar to the pulse of the sabar! (Overheatin' the Party Radar!) (Bwrrrrr cack cack bleep bleep zzzttt!) Uhhhh! (Eeeeeeeeee cack-zap-cack-zzttt-bwwrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!) Ooh La La! (Bwrrrrr cack cack bleep bleep zzzttt!) Oomph! (WHRRR!!! WHRRR!!! WHRRR!!! PING!!!) Ooh La La Dee Dah! Off the grid! On the skids! Glowstickin’ it out through the ☈NIGHT☇ ☇NIGHT☈ ☈NIGHT☇ ☇NIGHT☈ ☈NIGHT☇ ☇NIGHT☈ ☈NIGHT☇ ☇NIGHT☈ ☈NIGHT☇☇NIGHT☈ ☈NIGHT☇NIGHT☈ ☈NIGHT☈ ♨♨♨ Baste those wheels! Break that seal! Spike heel the floor like a ☈KNIFE☇ ☇KNIFE☈ ☈KNIFE☇ ☇KNIFE☈ ☈KNIFE☇ ☇KNIFE☈ ☈KNIFE☇ ☇KNIFE☈ ☈KNIFE☇☇KNIFE☈ ☈KNIFE☇KNIFE☈ ☈KNIFE☈ ♨♨♨ Moon the dog! Loosen the cog! The fog machine's gone ☈SERPENTINE☇ ☇SERPENTINE☈ ☈SERPENTINE☇ ☇SERPENTINE☈ ☈SERPENTINE☇ ☇SERPENTINE☈ ☈SERPENTINE☇ ☇SERPENTINE☈ ☈SERPENTINE☇ ☇SERPENTINE☈ ☈SERPENTINE☇SERPENTINE☈ ☈☈SERPENTINE☈☈ ♨♨♨♨♨♨♨ ♨♨♨♨♨ ♨♨♨ ♨ Ultraviolet, Auto Pilot, Shattering like an Oklahoma ☈SKYLIGHT☇ ☇SKYLIGHT☈ ☈SKYLIGHT☇ ☇SKYLIGHT☈ ☈SKYLIGHT☇ ☇SKYLIGHT☈ ☈SKYLIGHT☇ ☇SKYLIGHT☈ ☈SKYLIGHT☇ ☇SKYLIGHT☈ ☈SKYLIGHT☇SKYLIGHT☈ ☈☈SKYLIGHT☈☈ ♨♨♨♨♨♨ ♨♨♨♨♨ ♨♨♨ ♨ (Bwrrrrr cack cack bleep bleep zzzttt!) ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☇☡☈ ☈☇☈ ☡☡ ☎ (Party Radar Blackout!) ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☇☡☈ ☈☇☈ ☡☡ ☎ (Party Radar Blackout!) Gone medieval mode, down Dewdney Trunk Road, goading my Party Radar meltdown! (Bwrrrrr cack cack bleep bleep zzzttt!) ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☇☡☈ ☈☇☈ ☡☡ ☎ (Party Radar Blackout!) ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇ ☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☡☇☡☡☈ ☈☡☇☡☈ ☈☇☈ ☡☡ ☎ (Party Radar Blackout!) Gone medieval mode, down Dewdney Trunk Road, goading my Party Radar meltdown! . . . ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ❣❣❣❣❣ ♨♨☄♨♨ ♨♨☄♨♨ ☄☄☏☄☄ ♨♨☄♨♨ ♨♨☄♨♨ . . . Chucky Larms! Wherrrrrreee am I? Whaaaaaaaaa happppppeeennnneeeddd? (Ahhhhh, good morning, young man! I see you have volunteered, to be part of the clean up crew!) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? (You sleep over, you help with clean-up! Rules are rules! You know the ramipercussions!  )◉_◉ ) "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Noah you are something else.I wish I could see you singing and strutting with this. LOL jo |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 Awwwwwwwwwwww, thanks Jo! The inspiration for this deviant jingle came from attending my first-ever Regional Burning Man last month (SOAK). It takes place late every June outside of Salem, Oregon in Tranquilandria: a verdant 110-acre featuring a mix of forests, meadows and a pond ideal for swimming. One of the featured main events was the third annual Miss SOAK contest. It's a twist on the Miss America Pageant where 1) you don't actually have to be a female to participate, and 2) instead of showing off a talent, there's a No Talent competition where you act out the World's Worst __________ (I went with a World's Worst Chair Dancer routine, LOL!) So I went to the Black Rock Boutique, where anyone can donate clothes and take any clothing they want to dress up in and even keep the clothing if one wishes..........sported a royal purpose blouse and skirt, lavender high-heel boots, wore a black brassiere around my waist like a hip-scarf, and a violet wig............and tried out for the competition. I elicited quite a response with my costume, with many saying I definitely won the Costume part of the contest in their view!  Anywhoooooooooo.....I fell short of the title, and the person who won was a young woman by the stage name "Party Radar", who truly deserved it, and the minute I first heard her name, I KNEW upon hearing it that one of my comeback summer anthems HAD to be written under that EXACT title............that there was an electric anthem in there............and, moreover, that it HAD to be as over-the-top as I could muster it, and nothing less!  I truly feel I've achieved just that, and couldn't be prouder with how this comeback anthem turned out. I wanted to come back with a bang as far as new material was concerned, and have the first new post this decade be atomic, and I believe I've achieved that here! (hugs) Thanks soooooooooooo much as always, my friend, for your kind words! By the way, I'm aspiring for my next several anthems to be just as inconceivably delirious and ridiculously deviant, so watch out, as you'll have to wait a little longer for a ballad! XOXO, Lisping Hibiscus "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Dude--stay hydrated. *bobbin'nodz* and if you are seriously out of Astroglide? You are more into the zone than you might suspect!!! (That product was endorsed by Barbara Walters, yanno...  )Now. I will be "real" wif ya--you did indeed lose me about half way--but I did follow the rhythms until I got to that point...and? I LIKE it. I love it. I'm just jealous 'cause I don't have your energy anymore. Innnnnnnnnnnnsane.  |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
Awwwwwwwwwwwww, thanks Karen! Yeah, we tend to forget about hydration when we go about burning the breeze! Safety third, I've heard some say! I hear you about the Astroglide! I'm, admittedly, not a fan of non-natural products in general. My aim was to make an over-the-top dance anthem that also wasn't meant to be taken seriously. My intent here was to desensitize the reader much the same way one can be bedazzled and experience a synapse-collapse in a rave or nightclub! But I'm not really into some aspects of the scene, especially the drinking and drugs that often permeate them. I'm really out to prove repeatedly that anyone can create such dynamic, colorful art without using mind-altering substances.........that our own imaginations are capable of such alchemy! Thanks, Karen! And trust me, I don't blame you for feeling lost part-way through! I've done my job! XOXO, Lisping Hibiscus "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa |
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