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Dadygoose Member
since 2010-01-01
Posts 162A Communist country |
Ass tea It’s going to hit a hundred tomorrow. So I’ll have to pick up some ass at the store. That’s how we say ice down in Texas. For example: Would you lok some ass tea? That’s tea with some ass in it. In Alaska, in winter, they get lots of snow and ass, So they may have to kick lots of ass Just to walk to their vehicles. But then summer comes and oil the ass melts. They are trying to fix the all well in the golf. I lok it when you top on your computer. Or, I lok it when yew rot in your computer. I just realized I should have written Rat and tap instead of rot and top. But I am too lazy to change the words in this document. So the readers will have to figure it ot themselves. Temptress, Is this how they tok way down south in mrs. Ippi? It’s too much trouble Topin all those Ps and eyes. (This pom, too, was written by the author so the author could have something to read). Hey, nobody's human! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
You are too much, Jaime~~ I was almost afraid to read this one from the title  M |
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Dadygoose Member
since 2010-01-01
Posts 162A Communist country |
Thank you, m. I am still afraid they may remove it because of the word “ass.” But I guess not yet???? You give me hope that others may like I mean lok it and the silliness of it. :------------) That was a “nas” texas smile. Hey, nobody's human! |
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easy1 Senior Member
since 2010-05-22
Posts 1209Southeastern USA |
's funny! An' here I thought you was gone talk about Assateague, Maryland. |
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Eusta B. Mae Senior Member
since 2010-05-03
Posts 903 |
SweetDaddy! That was a hoot! Now I will think of your Texas ass everytime I have tea. I just hope your wonderful fit of wit doesn't catch me off guard and get me to giggling and I blow ass tea out of my nose! EBM. |
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Eterne Member
since 2010-07-21
Posts 75Quebec, Canada |
I would love some ass cream too :-) |
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Eldest Member
since 2010-06-15
Posts 177Alabama |
You're close, but not enough drawl-l-l-l. In the south, even one syllable words end up with 2 syllables. I have a friend whose name is Pat, pronounced Pay-et. |
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The Sky is Imagination Junior Member
since 2010-07-09
Posts 25OK, US |
This made me laugh. Really funny! I especially liked this part: "In Alaska, in winter, they get lots of snow and ass, So they may have to kick lots of ass Just to walk to their vehicles." |
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katahdin Senior Member
since 2010-07-01
Posts 1196ME. In the Shadow of the Mt. |
Reminds me of when I lived in the south, when I went to the gas station and was asked if I needed any "earl". Do I want my "earl" checked? Turned out to be - oil! seeyah! Kat >^..^< |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
"Now, would you like co-cola or ass tea?" "Ass tea please." "Y'want just regler ass tea or sweet ass tea?"  "Sweet ass tea, dahlin'" "Yer a devil aintcha? Al be ratback wit that..."  Sweet Ass Poem. *hugs* |
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Dadygoose Member
since 2010-01-01
Posts 162A Communist country |
Hey Karen sweet serenity. I jes loved your rendering of Texes ac saint, given that loozi anna has just been axxexed by East Texas I mean texes. Some years ago while I could still hear normally, I would listen to the comidian Justin Wilson, and he had a really thick supposedly Cajuan dialect, which I could just barely understand and it made his Caujun jokes and stories even funnier. I still have some old, vynel records that, even if I knew someone with a turntable, I could never hear normally again, and would need to read a transcript along while listening. Sends you three or two Justin Wilson hugs ahh far ron teeee. |
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