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Explaining Balladeer
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Explaining Balladeer |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer's from Arkansas, Way out in the boonies, He professed to be a psychic, Some called him "Looney-Toonies" He never wore shoes or socks, His feet were thick and hard, He was a vegitarian, No meat with any lard. He was thin and fragile, Looks like Pee Wee Herman, His breath is simply awful, Smelled like road killed vermin. He could tell your fortune, Talk with the departed, Though he was a con man, He was very tender hearted. He claims he talks with Elvis, And is a pal of Moses, You could best describe him as: "SUPER-CALLOUSED-FRAGILE-MYSTIC-PLAGUED WITH HALITOSIS" |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
LOL now that is quite the play on words, and quite the description.. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROFLAMO! So, that's the rest of the story, eh? Good job, Toe!  |
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OldBuddyOldPal Member
since 2008-12-15
Posts 87 |
I can't believe you pulled that one together!!! |
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Eldest Member
since 2010-06-15
Posts 177Alabama |
Hee-hee! |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Ah Toe I think you are being a bit hard on Balladeer, he can't be that bad surely. But whatever he might be, he's a mighty good poet, but I know you had tongue in cheek but I couldn't help but smile. Lindsay |
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