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Balladeer's Safari...Call Of The Wild
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Balladeer's Safari...Call Of The Wild |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer and Toerag Went on a jungle trip They stopped and set up camp Cuz 'Deer was feeling sick. Mosquitos, flies and snakes, And ticks that really suck Not any other wild life They decided to give up. Then a mountain ape Came down from the hills, Grabbed Balladeer's Mother-in-law Gave everybody chills. Bally said "I've had enough! We're going to go home." "But what about your mom-in-law?" (Toe mentioned with a groan) Balladeer replied to Toe, "I've endured all that I can And though I do agree with you It's time to make a stand." "Endangered species need protection, And ape's do too-no doubt, But that gorilla got into that mess, He can find his own way out." [This message has been edited by Toerag (06-23-2010 10:34 AM).] |
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Eldest Member
since 2010-06-15
Posts 177Alabama |
wicked, wicked man! |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
well now, at least 'Deer has his priorities right.. Not sure how you have managed to look afte rhim all these years...must be quite the burden, since it appears to be a full time job. |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
That must have drove that poor ape bananas! Seriously, you guys monkey around too much around here, but we're glad you do! Fun stuff! lol  |
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bel1e Senior Member
since 2006-07-24
Posts 1631 |
LOL ~you always make me smile, if not LOL~ |
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Lamar Cole Member
since 2009-05-01
Posts 274 |
Very Funny. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I went into a panic as he carted her away! The tears were streaming down my face as she screamed out "Oi vey!!! They all tried to console me, even Toerag boy felt bad. I pulled it off so well no one knew that they'd been had. That night I met the ape as we had rearranged before. I gave the beast the coupon he could use down at the store, Guaranteeing bananas for the rest of that ape's life, For carting off that evil mother of my old ex-wife!  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer. Love the pic of your mother in law, but, do you have one of the ape? |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
ROFL!!!  How did you know???? |
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OldBuddyOldPal Member
since 2008-12-15
Posts 87 |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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